"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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your GF kissing another Girl, PROBLEM?

mrRuckus

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The other night i went out with my girlfriend and her fat ugly friend Liz. Somehow before we even get to the bar the discussion came up about this sort of thing (actually because the ugly friend had hung out with my gf back when she was in college and knows drunk stories and thinks it's hilarious that one night this lesbian girl kissed my gf and thinks it's a good idea to tell the current bf for whatever ****ed up fat chick logic). So anyway it's a great start to the night because i'm meeting Liz for the first time and in the first 10 minutes she completely disgusts me both mentally and physically and i'm not even drunk yet to guilt-free verbally assault her too much.

Liz insists that girls can kiss girls and it's not cheating but guys can't kiss guys.

Luckily my gf says that's bull**** like I say since it's sexual and you should only be sexual with your bf or gf unless you have some oddball prearranged open relationship..otherwise it's cheating.

I had an ex who would be on Liz's side. One night while we were dating she called me up giggling about making out with a girl in front of a bunch of guys at a party because they "told them to"... and was confused when i was pissed off.

Where the hell do girls get these ideas?

On a side note.. am i a fatist if i write off fat girls' opinions firstly based on the fact they're fat and have attitudes and thus have no right to opinions? Just curious =p
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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xblitz44x

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When we're out and I'm drinking, I usually encourage my girlfriend to hook up with other girls. Most of the time I'm 'recruiting' girls. So needless to say it doesn't bother me that she kisses other girls. However she doesn't exactly enjoy it and wouldn't do it if I wasn't pressuring the hell out of her.

I don't know how I'd feel in your case where it sounds like she is proud as hell to get drunk and become an attention wh0re. I think I'd be more annoyed that she's trying so hard, more than I'd be threatened that she's going to leave me for a chick.

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