Ronaldo7
Master Don Juan
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Trannies don't count.Ronaldo7 said:
What????????? You think that's a transgender? That's probably the hottest fitness model. You need to get checked.Skyy. said:Trannies don't count.
It may be a girl, but its face looks like it has had a lot of plastic surgery.Skyy. said:Trannies don't count.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Looks is solid 9, but there other 9s who have 3 personality. As someone who have done traveling around the world myself, I approve of this chick. I love chicks who are adventurous.cordoncordon said:This girl works at Marquee nightclub in Australia. Friend of mine. She just got done taking a 3 month vacation around the world. Was flying to all the best places in LA, Vegas, Miami, Hong Kong, NY, etc. So she makes big bucks.
What does she look like without the makeup?cordoncordon said:This girl works at Marquee nightclub in Australia. Friend of mine. She just got done taking a 3 month vacation around the world. Was flying to all the best places in LA, Vegas, Miami, Hong Kong, NY, etc. So she makes big bucks.
Half Asian, half white. About as perfect a face as one could ask for.
http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2585/s379.jpg
Here is her backside on a T shirt.
http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7449/alql.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8715/p5rr.jpg
Here is one with minimal makeup while in Vegas last month at Mandalay Bay.Jules_Winfield said:What does she look like without the makeup?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
All three of those chicks are hot as Fvck. Seem like a lot of fun. Nice work.cordoncordon said:Here is one with minimal makeup while in Vegas last month at Mandalay Bay.
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/558/qqc6.jpg
Solidcordoncordon said:This girl works at Marquee nightclub in Australia. Friend of mine. She just got done taking a 3 month vacation around the world. Was flying to all the best places in LA, Vegas, Miami, Hong Kong, NY, etc. So she makes big bucks.
Half Asian, half white. About as perfect a face as one could ask for.
http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2585/s379.jpg
Here is her backside on a T shirt.
http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7449/alql.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8715/p5rr.jpg