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I am afraid the poor woman will never find out about that incident, amongst others.
What makes her 'poor'? Never finding out she's married to a cheater? No judgment. :cool:
 

ThisIsSparta

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What makes her 'poor'? Never finding out she's married to a cheater? No judgment. :cool:
That was just sarcasm. Not a thing poor on my wife.

Its not cheating when men do it.

Cheating is such a relative term. For example, i got cheated into marriage, just to find out everything society told me was a lie and my wifes promises go out of the window as soon as she had "the contract and the kid".

Whats worse? Me getting my dyck svcked, which is basically like getting a massage for men or her trying to turn me into a slave (and not in the kinky way!) with every tool she can get a hold of, including the weaponizing of my kid?

No regrets man. Marriage is war. Sometimes there is nothing to win in war but i cant be the loser either.
 

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Its not cheating when men do it.

Cheating is such a relative term.

Me getting my dyck svcked, which is basically like getting a massage for men
I know this is a pickup forum where the goal is to get into a relationship or get laid, but man, perspectives like this disappoint me.
 

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3. Take photos when having se x , outdoor places , inside, wherever. Have tops on and make the photos look normal / innocent.

Those photos in frames hung in living rooms, on social media getting likes, comments from friends and family on how lovely we look.
That's amazing, giving me new goals in future relationships.
 

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I was at a club and this girl & I started dancing. I began rubbing the sides of her breasts. All of a sudden she pulled back and shouted at me: ‘You just want me to svck your dvck! And besides. I’m married!’. And she turned & stalked off.
Needless to say I was stunned. A moment later her friend came up to me and said, apologetically: ‘Yeah. She is married.’.
 

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Met a chick who was a little older. I was 22, she was about 28. Faded glory I thought but still hot.

Danced with her and the next week we met up. We got a taxi back with her cousin who was about my age.

We got back to the cousins house and as we left the taxi the cousin grabs me and starts kissing me. She explained “my” woman’s husband was there. I was bundled in to the house.

This woman was all over me while her husband banged the door and shouted “our 15 year old son is right next to me. This is what you’re doing to our family”

I was a kid and this guy was late 30s. No way was a ride worth this.

I told the woman to go to her husband and after much ado she left. The moment she did the cousin jumped on me, literally. I ended up banging her in the living room, but every time I heard a noise outside I lost it a little, I was pretty worried about that guy coming to deck me!
 

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Met a chick who was a little older. I was 22, she was about 28. Faded glory I thought but still hot.

Danced with her and the next week we met up. We got a taxi back with her cousin who was about my age.

We got back to the cousins house and as we left the taxi the cousin grabs me and starts kissing me. She explained “my” woman’s husband was there. I was bundled in to the house.

This woman was all over me while her husband banged the door and shouted “our 15 year old son is right next to me. This is what you’re doing to our family”
Wait, I'm confused. The 28yo had a 15yo son??
 
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These stories are entertaining, i'm debating about sharing a few.
 

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Man I have tons

Most recent

Super clingy girl of Kink app-would blow up my phone texting, sending videos of her singing, pictures, tons of pics selfies, nudes etc. The girl told me was crazy in a "joking" way, It raised my antenna's but I have been hanging out with another plate a lot recently so I haven't really texted a lot. Needless to say she lost it a few days before we were supposed to meet cause I didn't text her "Goodnight" I had a feeling she was crazy but those boobs were boobing

2023
Dealt with a crazy girl who insinuated she may killed her ex-boyfriend, one night we got into an argument via text I woke up the next day to 800 text messages. 90% of the messages didn't make any sense I think she may have been drunk. We hooked up one more time after that but it ended up in a fight

2022
Mexican girl was crazy met of tinder I wasn't really feeling her and the sex was trash. Long story short We both went to a restaurant one night and she started an argument on purpose, she knew that I was drunk because if I was sober it would never happen almost crashed the car on the way home. Refused to leave my apartment and gave me a 2 piece slap when I told her to stop acting like a thot the next day I calmly kicked her out, thinking I was free nope she was downstairs in my aprtment and in her car for an hour trying to get me to let her back in. NOPE blocked her on number and on snapchat

I got many more
 

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Walk into a bar one night that I frequented and I swear on my life I bring two women out on my arms within two minutes who jump into bed with me in my apartment. One was named Laila like the Clapton son. I’ll never forget. The other had fantastic fake tits. Layla texted me a couple months later for another round solo.
 
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Walk into a bar one night that I frequented and I swear on my life I bring two women out on my arms within two minutes who jump into bed with me in my apartment. One was named Laila like the Clapton son. I’ll never forget. The other had fantastic fake tits. Layla texted me a couple months later for another round solo.
Doesn't sound like a 'crazy story', unless this rarely happens to you.
 

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I finally stopped hanging out with crazy girls when the last one threatened to drive herself off an overpass, went into a rage, and got hauled off to the crazy house to settle down for 36hrs. Yours truly even got a phone call from the police on that one.
 
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