"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Your 18th child is coming, dear!

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The Bat

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I want to go cave-diving. Anybody else want to tag along? ;)

Seriously though, this is ridiculous. After x amount of kids, you know these parents are just compensating by having more kids. I can understand if you are living in a third world country on a farm, and you NEED as many kids as possible to help out at the farm. But honestly, Cheaper By The Dozen wasn't that good of a movie anyway. So why bother trying to mimic the movie plot? :crazy:
 

Mr.Positive

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18 kids all home-schooled....yeah, that's real healthy for the kids. 10 bucks says the inbreeding will start within the next year.

Like Jeff Foxworthy once said, when your family tree doesn't fork....you might be a redneck.

Here's a hint..if you refer to your father as "Uncle Dad"....something is not right.
 
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