http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90I4TN00&show_article=1&catnum=0
I guess some people really love to perpetuate the species.
I guess some people really love to perpetuate the species.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your 18th child is coming, dear!
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I want to go cave-diving. Anybody else want to tag along? 
Seriously though, this is ridiculous. After x amount of kids, you know these parents are just compensating by having more kids. I can understand if you are living in a third world country on a farm, and you NEED as many kids as possible to help out at the farm. But honestly, Cheaper By The Dozen wasn't that good of a movie anyway. So why bother trying to mimic the movie plot? :crazy:
Seriously though, this is ridiculous. After x amount of kids, you know these parents are just compensating by having more kids. I can understand if you are living in a third world country on a farm, and you NEED as many kids as possible to help out at the farm. But honestly, Cheaper By The Dozen wasn't that good of a movie anyway. So why bother trying to mimic the movie plot? :crazy:
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18 kids all home-schooled....yeah, that's real healthy for the kids. 10 bucks says the inbreeding will start within the next year.
Like Jeff Foxworthy once said, when your family tree doesn't fork....you might be a redneck.
Here's a hint..if you refer to your father as "Uncle Dad"....something is not right.
Like Jeff Foxworthy once said, when your family tree doesn't fork....you might be a redneck.
Here's a hint..if you refer to your father as "Uncle Dad"....something is not right.