You will not believe the last 48 hours I had

[Obsidian]

she's saying "if I were the only one you were seeing, this would be every night" but we all know that's a lie.

sad but true

 

[qwerty654321]

Damn! talk about a wolf in sheep's clothing

 

[backbreaker]

well she's about as busy as I am, so we don't see a hell of alot of each, which is kind a why I like her. i don't have to baby her. If I don't call for a couple of days sh isn't blowing up my phone, but when she wants my attention she lets it be known, but if I'm genuinely busy and not just fvcking someone else, she's cool.

... that and I can probably bounce a quarter off her stomach and open a corona bottle with her ass

 

[Serialized3]

So you're saying "don't get laid where you live" then, eh?

Honestly man, this might just be the legal eagle in me, but you need to save the crazy texts and messages she keeps sending you, and maybe taking video of her if she comes over again. That way if she decides to press charges for you involving the dog or whatever or decides to cry rape, you'll have some evidence that shows she's the psycho stalker and not you.

 

[backbreaker]

well the fact that I was damn near uncouncious and she had a cometic wound from a dog bite pretty much spoke for me but you are 150% right.. i've alwasys wanted to video tape me.. this i just the excuse I needed

 

[illslapyabfup]

i love dogs man they mans best friend.......

and yea u need to get sum evidence on that crazy 6itch....she aint wrapped very tight at all.....

take lastmanstanding advice u gotta be a little harder on these *****s..i hate it cuz 6itches tend to think theyre little princesses and theyre stuck in their own world where theyre the center of the universe and they got they selfish ways everythings about them they think if they want it dammit they should have it especially if they hot...

t would be wrong for you to put ur hands on her..although me personally im a firm believer in slappin a ho..**** even kickin a 6itch she do sum crazy **** like lunge a vase at my head and damn near knock me unconcious...

i dont hit women..but **** hoes like that need a wake up call..bring em back to reality...i cant hit a woman..but ill smack a 6itch...with good reason tho...VERY GOOD reason...but then the flipside is they got everyone at their mercy pretty much no matter what the situation

 

[vegas_pimp]

you realize that she attempted murder (throwing right at your head) with a weapon (the vase).........you COULD put her in jail for many many years

however you would have probly a year or 2 of having to go to court and that would bring your life down

my best advice is to do the ole reverse trick......become a jealous possessive insecure AFC and scare her away

try this for a day or 2...........send her 100 texts telling her u love her, call her every 10 minutes and say "just checking on u, im scared that u might be seeing another guy", tell her that u wanna marry her and u wanna get married in a week, tell her that she is not allowed to go out anymore, not allowed to have guy friends, and tell her she needs implants, a nose job, and some other crazy ****

you get the point.........she'll wanna run away from you and u'll be all set!!!

 

[STR8UP]

And they tell me MY life is like a soap opera :nervous:

Just make sure you leave those crazy ass b!tches at home when you head this way......

 

[KarmaSutra]

Funny thing about us guys is no matter how fvcking hot a woman is we always need to find it out the hard way.

Good thing you learned a life lesson this early young brother. Cvnt needs to find herself another shoulder to cry on and head to bash in

 

[KarmaSutra]

So you're saying "don't get laid where you live" then, eh?

Honestly man, this might just be the legal eagle in me, but you need to save the crazy texts and messages she keeps sending you, and maybe taking video of her if she comes over again. That way if she decides to press charges for you involving the dog or whatever or decides to cry rape, you'll have some evidence that shows she's the psycho stalker and not you.

Fvck that. If you're going to videotape anything it should be taking a load to the face or getting acupuncture up her dirtchute after a dirty sanchez.

 

[Raikojo17]

dude. kudos for handling that situation so well. personally i would have snapped and beat the sh1t out of that *****.


but i still think you should have pressed charges and sent her to jail. not out of revenge, but to teach her a lesson and to make the world safer. it's dangerous for people like this to run around freely and get away with everything they do like this. she couldnt killed you dude, not someone i would want to leave running around.

look at what she did to you. she could really harm someone. think of the next guy she hooks up with? would you want someone to get killed by some crazy psychotic b1tch? she has mental issues and needs to be put away. for her safety and everyone elses.

her husband was smart, as were you. but you both just left her running around, getting away with every fvcked up thing she did. she's not learning anything, she will continue to ruin people lives.

 

[backbreaker]

I'm not life's teacher. I have enough on my plate... thinking forward, me pressng charges will result in me missing days doing what I am doing, taking time out of my day, seeing her, her still being in contact with me.. it's just not worth it if she is willing leave me the fvck alone.

today was my birthday, I'm leaving for England tomorrow. I was going to cancel but the more I thought about i don't have a real reason to, plus it's a once in a lifetime event (royal ascot), and I have a date there from the last time I went. I feel a hell of alot better but I'm taking these aspirins like they are flintstone vitamins (damn those things are good)

After that I'm going to Orlando to meet up with some of the guys from here, among other things (I just moved from Sarasota, old stomping grounds)

I had everyone in my life call me today to tell me happy birthday.. I really need to change my phone number. My old onentis called me today to wish me happy birthday and to see how the dogs were doing (she gave me the oldest one for my 19th birthday).. she sent me some pictures of her... I'm glad I'm half way across the country so she can't "pop up".. but she's looking good

the great news is, psychodrama woman hasn't done anything today.. it's actually been a pretty uneventful day. Thank god.

anyway, I'm trying to stay up all night so I can sleep all day on the plane tomorrow.

 

[ValleyDJing]

You took martial arts for 6 years man? I don't believe you! I thought martial artists had like a spidey sense when danger was approaching. You should have like done the matrix when the glass was flying at your head.

 

[KarmaSutra]

You took martial arts for 6 years man? I don't believe you! I thought martial artists had like a spidey sense when danger was approaching. You should have like done the matrix when the glass was flying at your head.

First lesson you must learn young asshopper: Stop watching so much fvcking Star Trek and reading so many comic books.

 

[backbreaker]

You took martial arts for 6 years man? I don't believe you! I thought martial artists had like a spidey sense when danger was approaching. You should have like done the matrix when the glass was flying at your head.

not recently... from the age of 9-14ish/15.. then it got in the way of high school basketball so I quit. but I can defend myself to the point where I'm not afraid of anyone.. but you still pick and choose your battles. The first thing they teach you, well not the first but one of the more important things, and anyone who has taken a martial arts class can vouch, is once you get to the point where you actually realize what you are capable of, to only use what you know to defend yourself.

About 3 years ago I got "attacked" by my old oneities BF.. after he followed her around town and us to a Sonic where we were eating lunch.. it was actually pretty harmless. her and I went though "I like you" and "we are cool" phases.. this was smack dab in the middle of "we are cool".. she was just by and stopped by my house and we went down the street to catch something to eat.

so anyway, he pulls up and just bum rushes me.. I didn't even know who he is. He wasn't very tall.. about 5'6, and fat.. not fat but he had meat on him... and I basically made him look like an ass in front of everyone. I didn't even hit him, I just kept throwing him to the ground, then I threw him in the little fish water pond.. that's what his stupid ass gets for r ushing someone he didn't know for no reason. At that time I couldn't have fvcked her if I tried (his dad was loaded, she wouldn't leave). then he got tired and grabbed her and they left.

 

[belividere]

happy birthday, sorry for the bull**** that you had to put up with. It will be a great story though down the road.

 

[backbreaker]

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

 

[belividere]

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Agreed. Stronger, smarter, and more interesting. Makes you realize how great dogs are too.

 

[backbreaker]

I've been there a couple of times, this isn't my first rodeo .. thought about actually moving there but that would take me away from SoCal and right now SoCal is my best bet.

Damn, I didn't even think about that. I have someone to watch my dogs but ****. She doesn't have a key or anything but she might do something drive and F up my yard, which will suck because it's a rental.

Well.. que sara sara

 

[Last Man Standing]

BB, it's none of my business buuuuuuut you are waaaaay too comfortable with hors and they with you - familiarity breeds contempt!!! You need to maintain a distance from the girls that you are not serious about -- never let anyone sleep over your house, especially hors who you have only known for a few months!!

Tell them you can't get restful sleep when others are in your house and give these hos the boot!


You have to maintain an edge and a strict stance in certain areas to keep respect - especially with these forward aggressive masculine types!!! Don't give them the run of the house - certain areas should be off limits! I say the bedroom and the kitchen are fair game - so that once you pleasure yourself you can then order her to make you a sandwich!! Oh yeah, the bathroom is ok also because a clean ho is better than a dirty ho - if there is such a thing as a clean ho!