"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You see who Usher married? WTF?!

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Check his new bride out:

http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/08/05/usher-tameka-foster-get-married/

For me, I can't fall for a girl unless I'm physically attracted to her. And I'm sure many of you are the same. So I guess Usher is physically attracted to her? Maybe someone here can put some sense into this because it makes absolutely no sense to me at all. Usher could easily hook up with any hot chick. Someone will probably say that he's had his share of hot chicks and perhaps find them all the same, he's tired of 'em? I think that's bull****. So instead you go for this masculine older woman who has three kids? And don't even argue personality either. We've all known sweet & cool fat chicks sometime in our lives who've had crushes on us... but we didn't give 'em the time of day. The only conclusion I can come up with is that this lady is a voodoo witch doctor who's skilled at throwing out love spells.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Love is a hurtin' thang..."
 

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Maybe Usher is just a total AFC?!?!

Don´t believe everything you see on TV!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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well, you can't see much of her through that picture, but she looks alright to me. Also, she may look slightly hotter when she's not pregnant; i'm not sure how far along she is.
 

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Looks like he married his mom. :eek:
:crackup: She is older than him (no duh) but by only 10 years....

Them were some hard years.... :p
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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well, I'm a very, very attractive black female, with alot going on and a black man will not committ to me to save his life. I've just given up on them for this very reason, they seem to like black women with issues, baggage, unattractive and so on. Black women like this never have to sleep alone.
 

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He got married?! What an IDIOT! He gave up a life of hooking up with a different chick of his choice every night for the rest of his life, in order to listen to somebody b.itch at him every day and give away half his stuff? What a retard.
 

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cdjohnson said:
well, I'm a very, very attractive black female, with alot going on and a black man will not committ to me to save his life. I've just given up on them for this very reason, they seem to like black women with issues, baggage, unattractive and so on. Black women like this never have to sleep alone.

cdjohnson, YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT:

http://www.thebibleexperience.us/projects/soulmate.php
 

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in the words of charlie harpet (two and a half men)

"Love isn't blind, it's retarded"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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john_1234 said:

According to the article, 43% of african american females have never been married.

The reason is, most african americans females want to marry african american males. And like it or not, black dudes have figured it out! Women are a pain in the ass! They want to take your money, pull commitments out of you, train you, have you work all day while they shop and run up the phone bill. No wonder men run for the hills when the topic of marraige is brought up. Marraige is a farce. There is NOTHING in it for the man!

I take back what I said in another thread. There is at least one invention made by women after all. Its called marraige. You know it had to have been invented by a female, because if a dude tried to convince his buddies to endorse his new idea, it would have gone something like this...

Guy #1- "Hey guys I've got an idea...lets all give up a lifetime of screwing different chicks every week. Instead, lets get married, learn how to change diapers, hand our paychecks over to a female, and give away half our stuff!"
Guy #2- *SLAP*
 

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Yeah those "dating tips" really help us to understand why he ended up with that thing...
you don't need any game or looks if u r as famous as Usher. He still could have gotten at least a HOT gold digging b!tch...
 

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Who gives a **** who some guy I've never meet marries? He probably has his reasons and none of us would ever know. For all I care Usher could go and marry his cousin.
 

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agree w/ ya' who really gives a flying **** who usher marries.. the reason it's topic of discussion is because he can easily hook up w/ the hottest playboy and maxim girls and yet he marries this masculine looking old lady w/ three kids.

as far as marriage goes, if you have the celebrity status to consistently pull one-nighters w/ the hottest girls, marriage is definitely stupid.. even more so when you take marriage laws, prenup's into consideration.

also want to add that I think kobe bryant is the ultimate dumbass when it comes to this... marrying that one girl w/ no prenup? obviously he drank way too much of her kool-aid
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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