"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You resemble a celebrity.

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Desdinova said:
I've never been told I look like Eddie Vedder, but I guess I kinda do. I've been told by more people that I look like Jesus. I've also been told I look like Ted Nugent. Not sure about that one, but I probably act more like him:

"And if you're a woman who feels that his lyrics to ditties such as the immortal 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' are sexist, Nugent says, '**** you and go to a Garth Brooks show. Kiss my dog's dead, diseased, rotting ass. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're not allowed in Ted's world. I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.' "- Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994
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Usually my memory is very good...so I'm glad I wasn't completely off in my recollection of a photo I saw about 5 years ago, lol.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Temptation said:
WOAH you're a chick? You post some FANTASTIC stuff :) you are a good woman for being able to admit the truth rather than hide it with the "nice guy" stuff. Most girls want men to be nice guys so they have the choice and the power over who they choose, rather than someone giving them no option but to fall for them.
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Yes...I'm guilty of the sosuave forum sin of having boobs. Oh the humanity!

I'm glad you have the balls to admit my posts (the ones not spent defending myself) are good. Some mistake my generativity for something other than it is. Sadly, some folks just can't handle the truth even though they claim to want it...go figure. :whistle:

So who do you look like? (Gotta stay on topic of Desdinova will break out the spanky stick)
 
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Wyldfire said:
That could be a disadvantage seeing as Favre is notorious for being a whiny little biotch for a QB. I could see some overzealous Cheese Head being snarky to poor Rollo. :) I always liked Mark Brunell's style and attitude much better. I'm a firm believer in stepping up and making things happen on your own when there is no help available to you rather than being a crybaby...even in football.
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Is there a single thread since your "return" where you actually contribute to the discourse rather than become the thread closer?

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