ValleyDJing
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I outta show you the back of my pimp hand for that sacreligious statement! :cuss:Wyldfire said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You resemble a celebrity.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Don't get your undies in a bunch. I didn't say he was a bad QB...just that he is notorious for being a whiny little biotch...which is the truth. Shall we talk about how many times he has a hissy fit when he gets hit? Yeah...that's what I thought!ValleyDJing said:
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Wyldfire said:That could be a disadvantage seeing as Favre is notorious for being a whiny little biotch for a QB. I could see some overzealous Cheese Head being snarky to poor Rollo.
Bird, this was completely unwarranted and uncool.
It was intended as a dig at Favre...not Rollo. My deceased fiance was a huge Green Bay fan...loved that team with a passion...and he used to get really frustrated with Favre (even though he liked him) because he was so whiny. He would yell at the TV and tell Favre to get up and go play and stop crying about getting hit. Anytime someone mentions Favre it reminds me of Pete and how adorable it was when he'd grumble at Favre through the television. So...nothing to do with Rollo...and everything to do with Favre. :kick:KarmaSutra said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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do you throw multiple INT's like him as well? just kiddinRollo Tomassi said:
not bad. I know you work out alot so that's good. I have good genes and I'd be lying if I said i worked out everyday, but I'm still in shape.. my goal for next year is to try the iron man (at least one of my goals) so needless to say, I need to get it together
ValleyDJing
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Packers fans NEVER speak of Brett Favre in a negative light. Check yoself before you wreck yoself!Wyldfire said:Don't get your undies in a bunch. I didn't say he was a bad QB...just that he is notorious for being a whiny little biotch...which is the truth. Shall we talk about how many times he has a hissy fit when he gets hit? Yeah...that's what I thought!
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If it isn't blatently obvious that this b!tch is a troll yet to at least ONE of the moderators...
Wow.
Talk about de-railing a thread on purpose and starting arguements.
Wow.
Hello? Anybody?
Damn I wish people wouldn't quote that retard.
Wow.
Talk about de-railing a thread on purpose and starting arguements.
Wow.
Hello? Anybody?
Damn I wish people wouldn't quote that retard.
Yes they do. My fiance was such a HUGE fan that he kept a huge binder notebook with stats and plays from every game they played since he was a teenager. He was an artist as well and even drew the players and then used expensive markers to color his drawings in. I've never seen a bigger fan of a team in my life. He got frustrated with Favre all the time. The fact that he also played football may have contributed to that frustration. He did the same thing with the Patriots...those were his two teams and he hated Dallas with a passion.ValleyDJing said:
Favre IS a whiner and a crybaby...and that is a well documented fact. Get mad if you want, but you can't say it's not true, lol.
Trolls don't have posts in the DJ Bible.Vulpine said:
Trolls don't offer input and advice to serious threads that is typically 95% + better than the other advice given.
I'm not a troll and the mods know that as well as the vast majority of the forum members...and you look really silly repeatedly calling me a troll.
Someone please quote this
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Des, you know perfectly well that I never start fights with anyone and that I get along just fine with 99% of the members here. You guys (the mods) don't want to appear to seem to give me preferential treatment since I'm a woman and in doing so you actually are treating me differently by allowing a few members to get away with making personal attacks on me and flamebaiting. If someone did this to anyone other than me they would get banned for disruption. By allowing those few to get away with it you guys put me in the position where I feel like I have to defend myself all the time. If you would just treat personal attacks on me in the same way you treat them when done to any of the guys on here there would not be so much controversy surrounding me all the time. I know the mods mean well and are not intentionally treating me differently and only trying to appear fair...but when people are allowed to attack me at will it just encourages new members who join to behave badly as well.Desdinova said:I quoted some better stuff:
Now, back to what I look like...
I've been told I look like Jesus. You just can't get any better than that
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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I've never been told I look like Eddie Vedder, but I guess I kinda do. I've been told by more people that I look like Jesus. I've also been told I look like Ted Nugent. Not sure about that one, but I probably act more like him:
"And if you're a woman who feels that his lyrics to ditties such as the immortal 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' are sexist, Nugent says, '**** you and go to a Garth Brooks show. Kiss my dog's dead, diseased, rotting ass. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're not allowed in Ted's world. I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.' "- Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994
"And if you're a woman who feels that his lyrics to ditties such as the immortal 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' are sexist, Nugent says, '**** you and go to a Garth Brooks show. Kiss my dog's dead, diseased, rotting ass. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're not allowed in Ted's world. I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.' "- Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994
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WOAH you're a chick? You post some FANTASTIC stuffWyldfire said:
you are a good woman for being able to admit the truth rather than hide it with the "nice guy" stuff. Most girls want men to be nice guys so they have the choice and the power over who they choose, rather than someone giving them no option but to fall for them.Temptation
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I look a BIT like Ben Stiller lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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