"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You really wanna know if she likes ya?!?!?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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JayCamx23

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simply fill out the form and however you want, get it to THAT chick somehow and have her fill in the names...make what you want of this...im NOT doing it cuz its stupid IMO...BTW you gotta laugh at how mad some people would get when their friends find out who you have a crush on...i know from past experiences but i have changed myself for the better:rockon: :up:
 

Fender

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HAHAHA, I've had a friend prank me with that.

But anyways, I agree with AC/DC! Lol, good comment man! ;)

Just kidding, we love you jay.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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adpreston1988

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The problem is the person who types in their crush is notified that it was sent to your email. If it didn't notify them then it would be cool, but as soon as they send it they'll be notified and it will make things really awkward.
 

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made a fake email and sent it to all my friends to for april fools and they are all talking about you john clark damn its funny the even better part of the prank was that they sent my link out to like every email they had now its like all over school and im finding out so funny and creepy **** about people i no i personally thought it was funny as heck but hey thats just me
 

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*goes into kitchen and grabs a knife*

*says in a hysterical crazy man's voice*


I'M GONNA ****ING KILL YOU! :cuss: :trouble:
 
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