"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You really wanna know if she likes ya?!?!?
- Thread starter JayCamx23
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Have you considered killing yourself?
simply fill out the form and however you want, get it to THAT chick somehow and have her fill in the names...make what you want of this...im NOT doing it cuz its stupid IMO...BTW you gotta laugh at how mad some people would get when their friends find out who you have a crush on...i know from past experiences but i have changed myself for the better:rockon: 
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
adpreston1988
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The problem is the person who types in their crush is notified that it was sent to your email. If it didn't notify them then it would be cool, but as soon as they send it they'll be notified and it will make things really awkward.
made a fake email and sent it to all my friends to for april fools and they are all talking about you john clark damn its funny the even better part of the prank was that they sent my link out to like every email they had now its like all over school and im finding out so funny and creepy **** about people i no i personally thought it was funny as heck but hey thats just me
www.mytrashmail.com Really usefull.