"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You now need to sign a legal document to have sex in California

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Night-hawk

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Sweet Jayzus, I wouldn't be surprised if couples are going to need to apply for licenses before they have sex. Best guys wise up about women and the wacky society they are breeded(ing) into.
 

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So what happens when both parties are drunk, on drugs, etc.? Would both be found guilty of raping each other? And why is that a person who is intoxicated or high can be held responsible for the consequences of some actions (i.e. drunk driving) but not for the consequences of other actions (drunk fvcking)?

On a side note, it would be pretty amusing to see some fat chick prosecuted for having sex with a guy suffering from a case of beer goggles, though I doubt it would ever happen...
 

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Bokanovsky said:
So what happens when both parties are drunk, on drugs, etc.? Would both be found guilty of raping each other? And why is that a person who is intoxicated or high can be held responsible for the consequences of some actions (i.e. drunk driving) but not for the consequences of other actions (drunk fvcking)?

On a side note, it would be pretty amusing to see some fat chick prosecuted for having sex with a guy suffering from a case of beer goggles, though I doubt it would ever happen...
I think this "law" is stupid.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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All this is heading toward a "men are guilty until proven innocent" approach when it comes to rape. Sex is not considered something two adults do, sex is considered something that a male does to a female.

If the female is drunk, she cannot give consent. Is both the male and the female are drunk, the man is guilty because the female could not give consent. If the man and the woman sign a paper saying they consent, all the woman has to do is say she was drunk when she signed it and bam the man is guilty of rape.
 

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Contracts for sexual services are void on their face. If you had a such a contract and were accused of rape, the contract would not be admissible as evidence to prove consent. It would also be barred as evidence under hearsay rules - an out of court statement, not under oath, used to prove the truth of the matter asserted. Hearsay encompasses written documents as well as spoken statements.

The word "drunk" is troubling. Think about everything cops have to go through in order to write a dui. Should a guy carry around a breathalyzer? Cops have to get trained in how to use them. Maybe a roadside sobriety test is in order? That takes more training. And what about women who are messed-up on drugs or pills? You'd need a portable crime lab and a blood sample.

College tuition is big money for the state. They want mommy and daddy to feel safe that their sweet innocent angel of a daughter won't get fvcked after she passes out naked at a frat party.
 

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You should require a license to have kids, not for sex. :D
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Contracts for sexual services are void on their face. If you had a such a contract and were accused of rape, the contract would not be admissible as evidence to prove consent. It would also be barred as evidence under hearsay rules - an out of court statement, not under oath, used to prove the truth of the matter asserted. Hearsay encompasses written documents as well as spoken statements.
1) This isn't a commercial contract where a service is provided for money or other consideration.

2) The rule against hearsay does not apply to statements made by parties to the proceeding.

Having said that, this "law" is still retarded.
 

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It isn't a contract, period, because no court in the world will enforce it. You can have all the signed papers you want, but if she changes her mind later, they are worthless.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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VladPatton

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It's gonna eventually be virtual sex in a device, like in Demolition Man.
 

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hudpes said:
You should require a license to have kids, not for sex. :D
Seriously!!! So many idiot welfare moms out there having babies and draining the economy
 
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