Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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You now need to sign a legal document to have sex in California

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Night-hawk

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Sweet Jayzus, I wouldn't be surprised if couples are going to need to apply for licenses before they have sex. Best guys wise up about women and the wacky society they are breeded(ing) into.
 

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So what happens when both parties are drunk, on drugs, etc.? Would both be found guilty of raping each other? And why is that a person who is intoxicated or high can be held responsible for the consequences of some actions (i.e. drunk driving) but not for the consequences of other actions (drunk fvcking)?

On a side note, it would be pretty amusing to see some fat chick prosecuted for having sex with a guy suffering from a case of beer goggles, though I doubt it would ever happen...
 

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Bokanovsky said:
So what happens when both parties are drunk, on drugs, etc.? Would both be found guilty of raping each other? And why is that a person who is intoxicated or high can be held responsible for the consequences of some actions (i.e. drunk driving) but not for the consequences of other actions (drunk fvcking)?

On a side note, it would be pretty amusing to see some fat chick prosecuted for having sex with a guy suffering from a case of beer goggles, though I doubt it would ever happen...
I think this "law" is stupid.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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All this is heading toward a "men are guilty until proven innocent" approach when it comes to rape. Sex is not considered something two adults do, sex is considered something that a male does to a female.

If the female is drunk, she cannot give consent. Is both the male and the female are drunk, the man is guilty because the female could not give consent. If the man and the woman sign a paper saying they consent, all the woman has to do is say she was drunk when she signed it and bam the man is guilty of rape.
 

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Contracts for sexual services are void on their face. If you had a such a contract and were accused of rape, the contract would not be admissible as evidence to prove consent. It would also be barred as evidence under hearsay rules - an out of court statement, not under oath, used to prove the truth of the matter asserted. Hearsay encompasses written documents as well as spoken statements.

The word "drunk" is troubling. Think about everything cops have to go through in order to write a dui. Should a guy carry around a breathalyzer? Cops have to get trained in how to use them. Maybe a roadside sobriety test is in order? That takes more training. And what about women who are messed-up on drugs or pills? You'd need a portable crime lab and a blood sample.

College tuition is big money for the state. They want mommy and daddy to feel safe that their sweet innocent angel of a daughter won't get fvcked after she passes out naked at a frat party.
 

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You should require a license to have kids, not for sex. :D
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Contracts for sexual services are void on their face. If you had a such a contract and were accused of rape, the contract would not be admissible as evidence to prove consent. It would also be barred as evidence under hearsay rules - an out of court statement, not under oath, used to prove the truth of the matter asserted. Hearsay encompasses written documents as well as spoken statements.
1) This isn't a commercial contract where a service is provided for money or other consideration.

2) The rule against hearsay does not apply to statements made by parties to the proceeding.

Having said that, this "law" is still retarded.
 

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It isn't a contract, period, because no court in the world will enforce it. You can have all the signed papers you want, but if she changes her mind later, they are worthless.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It's gonna eventually be virtual sex in a device, like in Demolition Man.
 

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hudpes said:
You should require a license to have kids, not for sex. :D
Seriously!!! So many idiot welfare moms out there having babies and draining the economy
 
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