"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"You look so good in white"

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Last weekend i went clubbing and i saw this black chick. I say to my friend "iv never done black" so i went for her. Needless to say i picked her up. Then when we were leaving the club she comes up to me:

Her: Heyyyyyyy miss me?

Me: Should i?

Her: (playfully slaps me) so what are you doing now?

Me: Going home

Her: Me to do you want to go for some coffe first.

Me: (turn to my friends) Il catch you guys later. (held out my hand for her to grab it) lets go

Me: I know this great place for coffee

Her: I know a better place

Me: and that is?

Her: My place

Me: Straight to the point i like that

Her: LIKE? your going to Love it

blah blah blah

we get to her place we go inside she starts ripping of my cloths ect ect. We were having really great sex she orgasmed twice already. She said:

Her: You made me c*m twice already now im going to make you c*m

Me: (Pull out and bring it to her mouth. She starts giving ehad then i c*m on her face. Then guess what comes out of my mouth) Baby you look so good in white.

Her: WTF whats that supposed to mean blah blah blah you racist blah blah blah get out.

She kicked me out of her house.

Do you guys think this was a bit of an overreaction on her part? and do you think what i said is even that offensive or racist?

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MercutioTHEGREAT

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LMAO DAT sh!t is Hilarious
I you telling da truth dats da funniest Sh!t i've ever read!!


let me tell you black girls have this invisible wall up that won't allow any guy to take complete control of them (o so they think)

fVck the rascist sh!t that's just black women and there never gonna change..i hope she was good!! lolz funny sh!T:crackup:
 

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Man - sounds to me like she was just a sensitive b1tch or maybe she was just looking for an excuse to kick you out because you two were finished and she wanted to go to bed. Either way, you got yours. I don't think it was offensive - I mean, cumm is white whether it comes from a black DJ or a white DJ.

You won - don't worry about it.

~Sloopy
 

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heh...hehe...heehehe.....HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


That's the funniest thing I've ever read. LOL. She definitely overreacted, but I mean C'mon, what girl wouldn't be pissed if you said that to her.
You got what you wanted right? leave it at that.
 

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Black_Italian: Why didnt you use your super ninja powers and kick her out her own house? or better yet, bring another chick to HER house and get the groove on with her while she will be tied up with your super strong ninja rope in the cupboard?:D

nah, seriously though... it was a good night, if shhe got offended by what you said, then thats her problem, not yours.


Happy hunting;)


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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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oh great,no you will have a man named tyrone on your butt.man dont worry,girls react different to everything.
 

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Originally posted by BClanc159
lol funny how she's yelling at you about some racist BS while she's got a load on her face:crackup:

a bit difficult to be taken seriously in that state

You guys are idiots. That is the most MADE UP story I've heard in awhile. He rivals "Bjerte the Icelander"
 

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Hey whenever i make up bull**** its usually just a Seinfield story tweaked a lil to suit me and if its bull**** i always admit it. This however is 100% true it happend. Whys it so hard to belive?

Anyway it happend i just found it both amusign and confusing so i thought id share it.

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sounds like ya made it up.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What sounds made up about it?

The part were i picked the girl up?

The fact that she wanted to have sex?

The fact that she talks dirty during sex?

When i came on her face?

When she got angry?

what part exactly?

To me it sounds pretty straight forward. I met a girl she was horny wanted a ONS so she invites me back to her place. We have great sex and i say something that pisses her off.

OHHHH no way that couldn't be true could it?

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haha gave me a laugh :)

Dont know what her problem was, maybe just wanted to kick you out to get some sleep? No idea, dont worry about her matey :)
 

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I Loveee it when i have sex with a HB10 and i tell someone and they call me a liar.

Why don’t they believe me? Who knows maybe there jealous maybe they just aren’t getting any. If they were they certainly wouldn’t be so insecure and begin calling me a liar.

This story isn’t even that difficult to believe i picked up a HB7.5 and had a ONS. Then i offended her and she got angry.

To all the guys that believed me. You guys are cool. To all the rest grow up and accept that other guys out there are having casual sex on a regular basis.

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Originally posted by cA^
haha gave me a laugh :)

Dont know what her problem was, maybe just wanted to kick you out to get some sleep? No idea, dont worry about her matey :)
Pfttt WOMEN

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian

Her: Me to do you want to go for some coffe first.

Me: (turn to my friends) Il catch you guys later. (held out my hand for her to grab it) lets go

Me: I know this great place for coffee

Her: I know a better place

Me: and that is?

Her: My place

Me: Straight to the point i like that

Her: LIKE? your going to Love it

thats the bit i don't really beleive.

and the fact that i'd heard your punch line somewhere else.

also, because i don't beleive you, that means that i don't get laid? makes sense. :)
 

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Re: Re: "You look so good in white"

Originally posted by quest
thats the bit i don't really beleive.

and the fact that i'd heard your punch line somewhere else.


also, because i don't beleive you, that means that i don't get laid? makes sense. :)
This was at 3am on a Saturday morning after I have had a few beers. So it is pretty obvious that i would not remember the conversation word for word. Anyway that was the jist of it she implied I would "LOVE" having coffee at her place. What hasn’t a girl ever talked to you that directly?

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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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