"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you know what sucks?

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i have to go to this police academy training thing which I was court ordered to and what they teach you is sh*t to make you quit breaking the law and the guys who run it are complete a-holes. Worse of all, to keep our focus on them, they bring in 3 fine ass girls to "help" but the truth is that they're there to distract us with their beauty and sluttly looks. Problem with these girls is that we can't look at them, give em eye contact or attempt to flirt with them because it could mean being dismissed from the academy and put in jail.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Maeisgood

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What the heck is this? That is the strangest thing I've ever heard. Are you a convicted rapist or something?
 
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Climax

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Dimebag_Darrell: what do you look like? I would LOVE to know that:rolleyes:

Otherwise... STOP BRAKING THE LAW MOTHER F*CKER! ... Being this "hard-ass" isnt "kewl"!

And if u are not allowed to flirt etc with those girls, then dont, do what u need to do, and get OUT of that place, and hopefull u'll learn ur lesson and NOT BREAK THE LAW:mad: *sigh*


Laterz...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
i have to go to this police academy training thing which I was court ordered to and what they teach you is sh*t to make you quit breaking the law and the guys who run it are complete a-holes.
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You're a criminal and you expect these guys to be nice to you:rolleyes:
 
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i think he's just some fool who wants to act hard.

posts pretty regularly here for a hardened criminal on drugs.

just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the keyboard jockeys.
 
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