Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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i have to go to this police academy training thing which I was court ordered to and what they teach you is sh*t to make you quit breaking the law and the guys who run it are complete a-holes. Worse of all, to keep our focus on them, they bring in 3 fine ass girls to "help" but the truth is that they're there to distract us with their beauty and sluttly looks. Problem with these girls is that we can't look at them, give em eye contact or attempt to flirt with them because it could mean being dismissed from the academy and put in jail.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Maeisgood

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What the heck is this? That is the strangest thing I've ever heard. Are you a convicted rapist or something?
 
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Climax

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Dimebag_Darrell: what do you look like? I would LOVE to know that:rolleyes:

Otherwise... STOP BRAKING THE LAW MOTHER F*CKER! ... Being this "hard-ass" isnt "kewl"!

And if u are not allowed to flirt etc with those girls, then dont, do what u need to do, and get OUT of that place, and hopefull u'll learn ur lesson and NOT BREAK THE LAW:mad: *sigh*


Laterz...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
i have to go to this police academy training thing which I was court ordered to and what they teach you is sh*t to make you quit breaking the law and the guys who run it are complete a-holes.
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You're a criminal and you expect these guys to be nice to you:rolleyes:
 
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i think he's just some fool who wants to act hard.

posts pretty regularly here for a hardened criminal on drugs.

just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the keyboard jockeys.
 
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