In Motion
Senior Don Juan
When she bleeds for seven fvcking days without dying.
Every single fvckin month.
Every single fvckin month.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You know she has issues when . . . (fill in the blank)
- Thread starter Mistic
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
nismo-4
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ANIMALITY!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:KontrollerX said:
BRUTALITY!!!:crackup: :crackup:
THIS SH*T IS GOLD!!! :crackup: :crackup:
Otherwise, here are some answers!
1. She thinks she's the queen of the universe and expects to be worshipped as such.
2. She has someone else's kids and wants you as the daddy.
3. When you reject her and she keeps chasing you and won't stop until you put out.
4. She find a way to complain about everything.
5. She tries to play you like a Nintendo Wii.
6. She keeps lying.
7. You get unwanted messages from her on myspace/ facebook all the time. (e-stalker)
8. She tries to control you like a video game character.
haha nope, but Iv'e known many women and from a personal experience I think they are all crazy with some type of issues (I think if you can't find any issues with your woman then you don't really know her). Having high estrogen levels and a vagina together while creating an egg every 28 days, got to fvck up your head a bit, albeit some issues are more extreme then others and maybe extreme enough that you shouldn't be dating her.Magma said:
I almost expected some female member to swoop down on this thread and start her own topic: "You know he has issues when...."
1. He is a member of sosuave.....
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
When she wont drive down a back road if you dont have your seatbelt on. Refuses to drive on, and finally turns around to take you and leave you back at the party, because it's her rental car.
Just a few.....
She wants you to meet her family far too quickly.
She has sex with her sisters boyfriend, because she wants to make YOU jealous.
She spends all of her time in a chat room sending randoms dirty pictures..
She has a kid and STILL goes out raving every week.
Any joking around ends up in her taking it really really personally.
She thinks life is like a disney film
One date leads to 1001 txt's and voice mails.
Threatens your house mate with a gun.....
Finally.... she doesnt actually have a shoe/bag/dress collection. (If she doesnt im doubting she's actually a girl...)
She wants you to meet her family far too quickly.
She has sex with her sisters boyfriend, because she wants to make YOU jealous.
She spends all of her time in a chat room sending randoms dirty pictures..
She has a kid and STILL goes out raving every week.
Any joking around ends up in her taking it really really personally.
She thinks life is like a disney film
One date leads to 1001 txt's and voice mails.
Threatens your house mate with a gun.....
Finally.... she doesnt actually have a shoe/bag/dress collection. (If she doesnt im doubting she's actually a girl...)
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Master Bates
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uhh yeah, I'll just do a blood test...DonGorgon said:
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
he was right MBMaster Bates said:
decadentdestruction
Don Juan
she didnt grow up with a father in her life...
she gets kicked out and tries to get back in , by promising things
she has a 1 year old girl, and the lil girl starts calling you daddy instead of robert.
she calls your friends, to win her ex back
hacks your email, myspace to check up on you
she asks whats your myspace passoword
she refuses to have sex, but gives you hand jobs at the movies
she talks about her future wedding
she cries, and tries to use you as an emo tampon
she gets kicked out and tries to get back in , by promising things
she has a 1 year old girl, and the lil girl starts calling you daddy instead of robert.
she calls your friends, to win her ex back
hacks your email, myspace to check up on you
she asks whats your myspace passoword
she refuses to have sex, but gives you hand jobs at the movies
she talks about her future wedding
she cries, and tries to use you as an emo tampon
LoneRanger
Don Juan
1) Brags that everyone she knows has a felony record.
2) Is a single mom barmaid in a small town who is known to frequently pull her huge boobs out of her bra and bounce them around to the juke all the while her three kids are at home, 20 feet away, in the apartment building next door.
True story. I avoided her like the plague.
3) has to be drunk/stoned 3 or 4 days out of the week. (same woman as #2)
2) Is a single mom barmaid in a small town who is known to frequently pull her huge boobs out of her bra and bounce them around to the juke all the while her three kids are at home, 20 feet away, in the apartment building next door.
True story. I avoided her like the plague.
3) has to be drunk/stoned 3 or 4 days out of the week. (same woman as #2)
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
logicallefty
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....she won't even cook you a frozen pizza or make you a sandwich and says she doesn't cook because her mother never taught her how....