In Motion
Senior Don Juan
When she bleeds for seven fvcking days without dying.
Every single fvckin month.
Every single fvckin month.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You know she has issues when . . . (fill in the blank)
- Thread starter Mistic
- Start date
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
nismo-4
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ANIMALITY!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:KontrollerX said:
BRUTALITY!!!:crackup: :crackup:
THIS SH*T IS GOLD!!! :crackup: :crackup:
Otherwise, here are some answers!
1. She thinks she's the queen of the universe and expects to be worshipped as such.
2. She has someone else's kids and wants you as the daddy.
3. When you reject her and she keeps chasing you and won't stop until you put out.
4. She find a way to complain about everything.
5. She tries to play you like a Nintendo Wii.
6. She keeps lying.
7. You get unwanted messages from her on myspace/ facebook all the time. (e-stalker)
8. She tries to control you like a video game character.
haha nope, but Iv'e known many women and from a personal experience I think they are all crazy with some type of issues (I think if you can't find any issues with your woman then you don't really know her). Having high estrogen levels and a vagina together while creating an egg every 28 days, got to fvck up your head a bit, albeit some issues are more extreme then others and maybe extreme enough that you shouldn't be dating her.Magma said:
I almost expected some female member to swoop down on this thread and start her own topic: "You know he has issues when...."
1. He is a member of sosuave.....
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
When she wont drive down a back road if you dont have your seatbelt on. Refuses to drive on, and finally turns around to take you and leave you back at the party, because it's her rental car.
Just a few.....
She wants you to meet her family far too quickly.
She has sex with her sisters boyfriend, because she wants to make YOU jealous.
She spends all of her time in a chat room sending randoms dirty pictures..
She has a kid and STILL goes out raving every week.
Any joking around ends up in her taking it really really personally.
She thinks life is like a disney film
One date leads to 1001 txt's and voice mails.
Threatens your house mate with a gun.....
Finally.... she doesnt actually have a shoe/bag/dress collection. (If she doesnt im doubting she's actually a girl...)
She wants you to meet her family far too quickly.
She has sex with her sisters boyfriend, because she wants to make YOU jealous.
She spends all of her time in a chat room sending randoms dirty pictures..
She has a kid and STILL goes out raving every week.
Any joking around ends up in her taking it really really personally.
She thinks life is like a disney film
One date leads to 1001 txt's and voice mails.
Threatens your house mate with a gun.....
Finally.... she doesnt actually have a shoe/bag/dress collection. (If she doesnt im doubting she's actually a girl...)
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Master Bates
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uhh yeah, I'll just do a blood test...DonGorgon said:
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
he was right MBMaster Bates said:
decadentdestruction
Don Juan
she didnt grow up with a father in her life...
she gets kicked out and tries to get back in , by promising things
she has a 1 year old girl, and the lil girl starts calling you daddy instead of robert.
she calls your friends, to win her ex back
hacks your email, myspace to check up on you
she asks whats your myspace passoword
she refuses to have sex, but gives you hand jobs at the movies
she talks about her future wedding
she cries, and tries to use you as an emo tampon
she gets kicked out and tries to get back in , by promising things
she has a 1 year old girl, and the lil girl starts calling you daddy instead of robert.
she calls your friends, to win her ex back
hacks your email, myspace to check up on you
she asks whats your myspace passoword
she refuses to have sex, but gives you hand jobs at the movies
she talks about her future wedding
she cries, and tries to use you as an emo tampon
LoneRanger
Don Juan
1) Brags that everyone she knows has a felony record.
2) Is a single mom barmaid in a small town who is known to frequently pull her huge boobs out of her bra and bounce them around to the juke all the while her three kids are at home, 20 feet away, in the apartment building next door.
True story. I avoided her like the plague.
3) has to be drunk/stoned 3 or 4 days out of the week. (same woman as #2)
2) Is a single mom barmaid in a small town who is known to frequently pull her huge boobs out of her bra and bounce them around to the juke all the while her three kids are at home, 20 feet away, in the apartment building next door.
True story. I avoided her like the plague.
3) has to be drunk/stoned 3 or 4 days out of the week. (same woman as #2)
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
logicallefty
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....she won't even cook you a frozen pizza or make you a sandwich and says she doesn't cook because her mother never taught her how....