you guys want a wife? bout a young one?

[redspicyflag]

http://www.marryourdaughter.com

I mean really, 13?:nono:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

WTF??!!!

 

[ChrizZ]

WTF??!!!

^

that sums it up best...

is that site even legal?

 

[blueguy]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Has to be a joke... That site is a WWWWWWWWBAFC magnet

 

[Stuntmann]

Not only sex guranteed if you pay 30 grand, it's also with a young girl who never done it before..

 

[spesmilitis]

if its legal to marry someone 13 years of age, the law needs to change.

 

[The Sperminator]

Haha funny but fake.

“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14

 

[Ace of Flames]

Wow.

Apparently age is a big selling point, because the younger girls seem to go for a hell of a lot more than the older ones. Anyone wanna bet its some kind of sting operation to catch pedophiles or something?

 

[redspicyflag]

Fake?
I don't know
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=18&Itemid=9

but its the crazy south, so who knows

 

[ChrizZ]

I will make lots of babies, put them in a cage and feed them with raw fish. Then, when they finally reach the age of 13 they can make me rich. This site is a good investment.

 

[Create Reality]

:crackup: get em while they're cherry

Hahaha! Where is Last Man Standing. He's gonna blow a load when he sees this. Fresh virgins!

 

[spesmilitis]

So is that why I spent 2 hours on that site trying to decide on just one? :nervous:

It IS a hoax, however.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/marry_our_daughter/

Reminds me of that Bonsai Kitten site. Check out the testimonials for the best parts:

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.

Hopefully it is fake. But I didn't find museamofhoax.com's arguments to convincing:

"a) the google ads. It's always a sure sign of a hoax when a site claiming to be a legitimate business has to stick google ads on its page. Though in this case, the owner of the site isn't even earning any money from the ads because google is only serving up public service ads.

b) The creator of the site used an anonymous proxy service to register it.
"

Either way, it is legal to marry someone when their 13 and I think that needs to change.

 

[Last Man Standing]

[xxx

 

[Last Man Standing]

Hahaha! Where is Last Man Standing. He's gonna blow a load when he sees this. Fresh virgins!

Spesmilitis, Why is it illegal to marry a 12 year old but it is legal to be a hor and have many men between her legs at this age??? HUH?? Surely it is better to have a husband then 10 pimps!!

I wouldn't pay a dollar for an American teenager! Look at this ad - it tells you their mindset..

Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.

Hahaha, the "MAN" is suppose to help "HER" fulfill "HER" dreams - this has to be fake or these bytches are delusional!!

I will make lots of babies, put them in a cage and feed them with raw fish. Then, when they finally reach the age of 13 they can make me rich. This site is a good investment.

LOL - good one! Do you take advanced orders?

 

[mpimpin]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!! I'd feel like **** if i was one of these girls that was only going for 5 grand when there are girls on here up for almost 100 grand. That's crazy. I want to meet the guy that pays that much and laugh at him. I'll be honest though if this is real some of these girls that are around my age look alright and if I wanted to actually settle down I might consider dropping a lil cash. Pretty efficient for a man with not much time on his hands. But posting 13 yr olds is just wrong that is NASTY!! some people should be shot

 

[mpimpin]

Oh another thing these HORS!! prob just wanna get married and then take half your stuff on top of the many thousands paid for them. I hope these guys sign a Pre nup