"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
you guys want a wife? bout a young one?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
WTF??!!! 
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spesmilitis
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if its legal to marry someone 13 years of age, the law needs to change.
The Sperminator
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Haha funny but fake.
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"
—Katrina K., married at 14
“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"
—Katrina K., married at 14
Ace of Flames
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Wow.
Apparently age is a big selling point, because the younger girls seem to go for a hell of a lot more than the older ones. Anyone wanna bet its some kind of sting operation to catch pedophiles or something?
Apparently age is a big selling point, because the younger girls seem to go for a hell of a lot more than the older ones. Anyone wanna bet its some kind of sting operation to catch pedophiles or something?
redspicyflag
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Fake?
I don't know
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=18&Itemid=9
but its the crazy south, so who knows
I don't know
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=18&Itemid=9
but its the crazy south, so who knows
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Create Reality
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:crackup: get em while they're cherry
Mctwist4 said:
spesmilitis
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Hopefully it is fake. But I didn't find museamofhoax.com's arguments to convincing:Deus ex Pianoforte said:
"a) the google ads. It's always a sure sign of a hoax when a site claiming to be a legitimate business has to stick google ads on its page. Though in this case, the owner of the site isn't even earning any money from the ads because google is only serving up public service ads.
b) The creator of the site used an anonymous proxy service to register it.
"
Either way, it is legal to marry someone when their 13 and I think that needs to change.
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Spesmilitis, Why is it illegal to marry a 12 year old but it is legal to be a hor and have many men between her legs at this age??? HUH?? Surely it is better to have a husband then 10 pimps!!Mctwist4 said:
I wouldn't pay a dollar for an American teenager! Look at this ad - it tells you their mindset..
Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.
Hahaha, the "MAN" is suppose to help "HER" fulfill "HER" dreams - this has to be fake or these bytches are delusional!!
LOL - good one! Do you take advanced orders?ChrizZ said:
THIS IS HILARIOUS!! I'd feel like **** if i was one of these girls that was only going for 5 grand when there are girls on here up for almost 100 grand. That's crazy. I want to meet the guy that pays that much and laugh at him. I'll be honest though if this is real some of these girls that are around my age look alright and if I wanted to actually settle down I might consider dropping a lil cash. Pretty efficient for a man with not much time on his hands. But posting 13 yr olds is just wrong that is NASTY!! some people should be shot
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.