"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You guys noticing quality of service declining a lot in restaurants these days?

2Rocky

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I think Covid pushed the good employees in the Food Service sector into other careers. They found something else because they had good social skills. When restaurants were able to operate under normal conditions and capacities, only the less skilled waiters, bartenders, and family members of the restaurant owners came back to the trade.

Margins for restaurants are razor thin now as they try to recover from 2 years of losses. Chains are closing locations that don't produce and pulling their labor to more profitable locations. I don't see it getting any better.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think they are battle scarred from having guys hit on them.

i once was trying to rent a flat. I was friendly with the girl (who was attractive). At the end I said “oh shyt, I’ve just realised I don’t have your number”

she said “sorry I can’t give you my number, I have a boyfriend”

i said “thanks but I mean to rent the flat”

rejected even when I wasn’t trying. Thanks for that, love.
She did expose herself as a bad landlord (overly suspicious), so there is that.
 

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The service is great. You are just hitting the wall and coping.
 

BillyPilgrim

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Stop using the product Jesse and you might see service improve. Have you seen yourself lately?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BillyPilgrim

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Have y’all also noticed how terrible flying has been since the pandemic has ended?

Maybe it will get better now that they've expanded the range of allowable cardiovascular health for pilots.


Gee, I wonder why they did this? Lol.
 
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