Smooth Player 056
Master Don Juan
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Casino your so smooth you actually ditched ugly girls. He should be a Grand Master DJ.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You guys are going to love this
- Thread starter Casino
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
Fuglies always have long memories... just remember that
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
ok lets look at what happened
a cruel looking hobbit like creature promised him a fair maiden if he met with her in a dark alley/car park
he proceeds in the dark to the location to view the fair maiden
he arrives to find two biker chicks complete with tattoo's of their babies daddys names ( all 6 of them ) on each arm
one even has a patch over her eye
they get close to him and he freezes up like a deer in the headlights
then the hobbit like creature that had led him there in search of the fair maiden whispers in his ear
YOU WILL COME BACK TO OUR HOUSE FOR AN ORGY ...
MY PRECIOUS !
he is totally frozen in fear. the two creatures hit the kick stands of their bikes with the large clawed feet and begin peddling south along the road
he follows too afraid to disobey the creatures command
then he begins to think... what are the TWO of them going to do to me when we get to their house ?
will the police believe me when i say they raped me ?
they look stronger than me with their big muscled arms
now is my only chance to get away
he slams on the brakes of the black 1978 trans am then spins the wheel and hits the accelerator
smoke rises from his tyres as he whips the back end of the car around
he reaches down for his CB Radio and switches channel 19 on
then yells " YO SNOMAN YOU GOT YOUR EARS ON SON "
THE END
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
a cruel looking hobbit like creature promised him a fair maiden if he met with her in a dark alley/car park
he proceeds in the dark to the location to view the fair maiden
he arrives to find two biker chicks complete with tattoo's of their babies daddys names ( all 6 of them ) on each arm
one even has a patch over her eye
they get close to him and he freezes up like a deer in the headlights
then the hobbit like creature that had led him there in search of the fair maiden whispers in his ear
YOU WILL COME BACK TO OUR HOUSE FOR AN ORGY ...
MY PRECIOUS !
he is totally frozen in fear. the two creatures hit the kick stands of their bikes with the large clawed feet and begin peddling south along the road
he follows too afraid to disobey the creatures command
then he begins to think... what are the TWO of them going to do to me when we get to their house ?
will the police believe me when i say they raped me ?
they look stronger than me with their big muscled arms
now is my only chance to get away
he slams on the brakes of the black 1978 trans am then spins the wheel and hits the accelerator
smoke rises from his tyres as he whips the back end of the car around
he reaches down for his CB Radio and switches channel 19 on
then yells " YO SNOMAN YOU GOT YOUR EARS ON SON "
THE END
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
josekortez
Don Juan
This thread is, perhaps, the funniest thing I have encountered all week.
ahaha Lost in Translation..that was hilarious and actually did a good job at documenting my thought patterns.
UPDATE: These UG's have been calling me all morning. Damn, this incident happened friday night and I haven't even talked to here...I figured she would get the point. Thank god she doesn't know where I live!
UPDATE: These UG's have been calling me all morning. Damn, this incident happened friday night and I haven't even talked to here...I figured she would get the point. Thank god she doesn't know where I live!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
I like it...
I think it's funny.
You can do whatever you like whenever you want to do it. You don't need to justify your actions. They should be grateful that you even thought of meeting them.
I think it's funny.
You can do whatever you like whenever you want to do it. You don't need to justify your actions. They should be grateful that you even thought of meeting them.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
I made this mistake too.
I used to go out to bars/clubs with a UG and when she noticed I started ignoring her, it was just plain disrespect towards her and she started hating me and disrespecting me in front of others. I never realised that I was insensitive to her own needs which was being able to "to be friends at least."
That's why the real rule is to treat all the guys and girls the same and the one you really like, extra special in private. When it comes to succesful socializing, you should try not to discriminate against anyone unless they truly don't have much respect for you.
I used to go out to bars/clubs with a UG and when she noticed I started ignoring her, it was just plain disrespect towards her and she started hating me and disrespecting me in front of others. I never realised that I was insensitive to her own needs which was being able to "to be friends at least."
That's why the real rule is to treat all the guys and girls the same and the one you really like, extra special in private. When it comes to succesful socializing, you should try not to discriminate against anyone unless they truly don't have much respect for you.
TxCowboy
Senior Don Juan
OR
You could have just bagged both their heads, banged em, and been done with it - then you still get your pu$$y, they dont get their feelings hurt, and you just go along your way after that ....
L8rs
You could have just bagged both their heads, banged em, and been done with it
- then you still get your pu$$y, they dont get their feelings hurt, and you just go along your way after that ....L8rs
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
you could have had a treesome you always wanted
StringShredder
Don Juan
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Ugly chicks are still plugged into the female intelligence service, a communication network that spreads information about guys. So be good to ugly chicks.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ahah theses UG's are pretty far removed from my inner social sanctum. Seriously, these are fringe UG's. One of them has NO choice but to "date" Mexicans. I guess I should probably clue her in on the fact that the only reason they want here is for citizenship. oh well, she probably knows..just self denial.
I'm taking this whole "detatchment" thing to the next level. I've basically been ducking this chick since Friday and she is still blowing up my cell phone. It would be interesting to try and run one of these detachment schemes on a HB and see how it plays out.
I'm not saying I would totally blow her off the way I did this UG.. But I could try and a really detached a$$hole and see what happens.
I'm taking this whole "detatchment" thing to the next level. I've basically been ducking this chick since Friday and she is still blowing up my cell phone. It would be interesting to try and run one of these detachment schemes on a HB and see how it plays out.
I'm not saying I would totally blow her off the way I did this UG.. But I could try and a really detached a$$hole and see what happens.
Good_ol_boy
Senior Don Juan
You beat me to it!!
Fuglies talk to HB10's whether you know it or not. Guess what's going on with your rep!
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Could also be said to be a challenge, and intruging. Women can't stay away from the jerks - you do know that, right? Nothing wrong with being a jerk sometimes
.I think that most fuglies talk to each other rather than the HBs. Most of the decent hot women just hang around together I've found. Hotties with ugly friends have low self esteem and believe themselves to be ugly.
I'm still with it's a good thing, you know.
strong like bull
Senior Don Juan
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lol on a lighter note...
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
ride into the shadows of fugliness, brave soldier.
-SLB
this reminds me of that John Wayne quote someone uses around here. hows it go?
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
ride into the shadows of fugliness, brave soldier.
-SLB