You guys are going to love this

[Smooth Player 056]

Casino your so smooth you actually ditched ugly girls. He should be a Grand Master DJ.

 

[MacDiddy]

Fuglies always have long memories... just remember that

 

[Lost In Translation]

ok lets look at what happened


a cruel looking hobbit like creature promised him a fair maiden if he met with her in a dark alley/car park

he proceeds in the dark to the location to view the fair maiden

he arrives to find two biker chicks complete with tattoo's of their babies daddys names ( all 6 of them ) on each arm

one even has a patch over her eye

they get close to him and he freezes up like a deer in the headlights

then the hobbit like creature that had led him there in search of the fair maiden whispers in his ear

YOU WILL COME BACK TO OUR HOUSE FOR AN ORGY ...

MY PRECIOUS !


he is totally frozen in fear. the two creatures hit the kick stands of their bikes with the large clawed feet and begin peddling south along the road

he follows too afraid to disobey the creatures command

then he begins to think... what are the TWO of them going to do to me when we get to their house ?

will the police believe me when i say they raped me ?

they look stronger than me with their big muscled arms

now is my only chance to get away

he slams on the brakes of the black 1978 trans am then spins the wheel and hits the accelerator

smoke rises from his tyres as he whips the back end of the car around

he reaches down for his CB Radio and switches channel 19 on

then yells " YO SNOMAN YOU GOT YOUR EARS ON SON "

THE END


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[josekortez]

This thread is, perhaps, the funniest thing I have encountered all week.

 

[Casino]

ahaha Lost in Translation..that was hilarious and actually did a good job at documenting my thought patterns.

UPDATE: These UG's have been calling me all morning. Damn, this incident happened friday night and I haven't even talked to here...I figured she would get the point. Thank god she doesn't know where I live!

 

[Triple X]

These UG's have been calling me all morning. Damn, this incident happened friday night and I haven't even talked to here...I figured she would get the point. ![/B]

Err... they probably thought you had a nasty accident or something.. you were just driving along and then suddenly went missing?? They'll be like WTF?!??

 

[aftershock]

I like it...

I think it's funny.

You can do whatever you like whenever you want to do it. You don't need to justify your actions. They should be grateful that you even thought of meeting them.

 

[DonJuanMonk]

I made this mistake too.

I used to go out to bars/clubs with a UG and when she noticed I started ignoring her, it was just plain disrespect towards her and she started hating me and disrespecting me in front of others. I never realised that I was insensitive to her own needs which was being able to "to be friends at least."

That's why the real rule is to treat all the guys and girls the same and the one you really like, extra special in private. When it comes to succesful socializing, you should try not to discriminate against anyone unless they truly don't have much respect for you.

 

[Fatality]

Originally posted by Casino
I tried to post this last night but the board was down.

Anyways, I have this UG1 chick call me out of the blue. Shes like 19 and I used to work with her. Definitely an UG1/FB1. A horrbile concoction.

So she asks me to meet her and her hot friend in the parking lot and go back to their dads house where it would be just the 3 of us.

My plan was to try and get head from this hot chick.

So I get to the location and see these two chicks riding around the parking lot on bikes. I could spot the fat chick from the road. I was more concerned with the hot friend.

At any rate I drive into the parking lot and see the supposed "hot friend" well, she was better then the UG1 but not by much. Maybe a 3 or 4. So they tell me to follow them on the bikes to the house and I told her I would.

So I start following them and as soon as I get on the main road I floored my ride and got the hell out of dodge and went sarging.

what goes around comes around...

 

[TxCowboy]

OR
You could have just bagged both their heads, banged em, and been done with it - then you still get your pu$$y, they dont get their feelings hurt, and you just go along your way after that ....

L8rs

 

[escobar04]

I love it!

 

[spider_007]

you could have had a treesome you always wanted

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by jprjrjr
That's just disrespectful. You wouldn't like it if two hot chicks ditched your ass, but you think it's ok to do to other people? It would have been on thing if they had been rude to you, but ditching out just because they're ugly? That's B.S.

You could have stopped, and made an excuse about something you had to do. By doing what you did, you just showed you're a class less azzhole.

Lieing isn't disrespectful?

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by MacDiddy
Fuglies always have long memories... just remember that

he'll end up on jenny jones after the ugly chicks get makeovers and lose weight so they can tell him off.

 

[StringShredder]

Ugly chicks are still plugged into the female intelligence service, a communication network that spreads information about guys. So be good to ugly chicks.

 

[Casino]

ahah theses UG's are pretty far removed from my inner social sanctum. Seriously, these are fringe UG's. One of them has NO choice but to "date" Mexicans. I guess I should probably clue her in on the fact that the only reason they want here is for citizenship. oh well, she probably knows..just self denial.

I'm taking this whole "detatchment" thing to the next level. I've basically been ducking this chick since Friday and she is still blowing up my cell phone. It would be interesting to try and run one of these detachment schemes on a HB and see how it plays out.

I'm not saying I would totally blow her off the way I did this UG.. But I could try and a really detached a$$hole and see what happens.

 

[Good_ol_boy]

Originally posted by StringShredder
Ugly chicks are still plugged into the female intelligence service, a communication network that spreads information about guys. So be good to ugly chicks.

You beat me to it!!

Fuglies talk to HB10's whether you know it or not. Guess what's going on with your rep!

 

[aftershock]

Originally posted by Good_ol_boy
You beat me to it!!

Fuglies talk to HB10's whether you know it or not. Guess what's going on with your rep!

Could also be said to be a challenge, and intruging. Women can't stay away from the jerks - you do know that, right? Nothing wrong with being a jerk sometimes.

I think that most fuglies talk to each other rather than the HBs. Most of the decent hot women just hang around together I've found. Hotties with ugly friends have low self esteem and believe themselves to be ugly.

I'm still with it's a good thing, you know.

 

[strong like bull]

lol on a lighter note...

OR
You could have just bagged both their heads, banged em, and been done with it - then you still get your pu$$y, they dont get their feelings hurt, and you just go along your way after that ....

L8rs
-TxCowboy

this reminds me of that John Wayne quote someone uses around here. hows it go?

"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."


ride into the shadows of fugliness, brave soldier.

-SLB