"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you guys are dumb

Accension

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I hope you're a troll because for someone so 'smart' you can barely speak legible English.
However, for arguements sake, I'll assume your intelligence is refering to your alleged success to women.

In which case, let me be the first to tell you, your ideas aren't unique in the slightest and you're more or less on a huge power trip because you're no longer the loser and therefore vent your frustrations of your past self on to Sosuave (which proves you aren't the genius you claim).

Long story short: Shut-the-fuc>-up.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Iceberg

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He's a troll. He's just doing his job. Our job is to ignore him. And most of the time we succeed. This time, we are failing.
 

MeteorMash

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I'd say this is a pretty good troll. He's got all you guys all up in arms
 

PRMoon

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Troll or not this kind of thing makes me ill. Some guys come to this site because they're in a bad place. They hope upon hope that some one here can help them socialize better and give them a shot at companionship. Whether it's a troll or an individual with legitimate skill posting something like this where they claim to have the answer to their problem but they "aren't worthy", it's very un-classy. This place doesn't need more bullies. People with little skills should be here to learn and people with lots of skills should be here to teach, not berate. If you're anything else your part of the problem, end of story.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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