THA REALNESS
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Suprised my name wasn't up there.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You guys are all MORONS!!!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
B!tch... I don't have to flex nuts, cuz I know I got em .... B!tch.
Player_Supreme
Banned
Gee somebody is having a flame war and left me out...well here is my contribution:
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Originally posted by Starman
I discourage flame wars.
Damn I forgot to mention you in my worlds worst posters list.
your advice is truly terrible. bunch of psychoanalytical garbage that i am sure bores all the ladies. I read some of your field reports and well, you suck! Congrats my man, almost 3,000 posts and you are still PATHETIC
Mo-Bombs schedule for Today:
8am wake up…get a quick wack off session
8:01 go to sosuave and spit some more confusing psycho babble
8:05 that player supreme has him so worked up he wacks off to relieve pressure
8:06 call player supreme one more time to beg for a date
8:09 supreme just hung up on him so he wacks off again
8:09:59 done. Shower get dressed to go to dungeon and boring job
10:00am bored already so locks door wacks again…decides not to call supreme
10:01am bored again so goes to sosuave to relieve growing pressure again
and on and on through out the day!
8:00pm gets home drinks a whole bottle of Ripple extra dry from paper bag
8:02pm passes out on couch after 30 sec wack off session with nambla magazines.
8:59pm wakes up and decides to go back to Sosuave to check if anybody has posted on his useless poll yet.
9:03pm emails Player Supreme nude photos of himself in his new red pumps with matching red lipstick and pig tails in his balding hair.
9:15pm decided to show up on Sosuave and post a (funny to himself only joke) on Player Supreme to attract his attention.
9:30pm Drinks 2nd bottle of Ripple and passes out at his computer
9:31pm Sosuave notices absence of Mo's posting and sighs relief
******end of flame*********Star Creepula..I know you will be back on here just to check this post because your ego is like that...so why don't you send your response via PM and save some public face ok ....wuuuve ya!
I guess I will now take my place on the list of doom.
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Originally posted by Starman
I discourage flame wars.
Damn I forgot to mention you in my worlds worst posters list.
your advice is truly terrible. bunch of psychoanalytical garbage that i am sure bores all the ladies. I read some of your field reports and well, you suck! Congrats my man, almost 3,000 posts and you are still PATHETIC
Mo-Bombs schedule for Today:
8am wake up…get a quick wack off session
8:01 go to sosuave and spit some more confusing psycho babble
8:05 that player supreme has him so worked up he wacks off to relieve pressure
8:06 call player supreme one more time to beg for a date
8:09 supreme just hung up on him so he wacks off again
8:09:59 done. Shower get dressed to go to dungeon and boring job
10:00am bored already so locks door wacks again…decides not to call supreme
10:01am bored again so goes to sosuave to relieve growing pressure again
and on and on through out the day!
8:00pm gets home drinks a whole bottle of Ripple extra dry from paper bag
8:02pm passes out on couch after 30 sec wack off session with nambla magazines.
8:59pm wakes up and decides to go back to Sosuave to check if anybody has posted on his useless poll yet.
9:03pm emails Player Supreme nude photos of himself in his new red pumps with matching red lipstick and pig tails in his balding hair.
9:15pm decided to show up on Sosuave and post a (funny to himself only joke) on Player Supreme to attract his attention.
9:30pm Drinks 2nd bottle of Ripple and passes out at his computer
9:31pm Sosuave notices absence of Mo's posting and sighs relief
******end of flame*********Star Creepula..I know you will be back on here just to check this post because your ego is like that...so why don't you send your response via PM and save some public face ok ....wuuuve ya!
I guess I will now take my place on the list of doom.
Player_Supreme
Banned
That is so gross man. Who the f*uck thinks up these wierd sexual things bruh???
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Starman
Master Don Juan
Baldilocks Supreme,
Dont feel so bad you didnt make it to this elite list, you ancestors couldnt even get on Schindlers list
Dont feel so bad you didnt make it to this elite list, you ancestors couldnt even get on Schindlers list
Player_Supreme
Banned
Uhh Drive by...yeah your nose looks like an acidental drive by shooting...and they used the heel of somebody's foot to glue back on in it's place.
this was some weak assed shyt...is this the best you can do???
I guess once again I've had to lay my pimp hand on ya.
www.hoslap.net
Baldilocks...bwahahahaha..that's real weak...Drive-by/aka Mo-Bombs/aka Star geek/aka wanna be cool.
Got this in my ebox:
... Your diss was hilarious! Poor mo-bombs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
I guess your new nickname is sticking with folks...
Yeah I especially like that "your the jimmy durante of the DJ's" Now just gotta teach you to say "ahh cha cha I got a million of em"
Don't you get tired of me slapping you silly?
Now next time I want a puppy's attention I will whistle for you to come and heel...until then shaddap! Or it's too the moon wid ya.
Player_Supreme
Banned
This thread was a good idea....it allows us to cap on each other and not be bothered...if your not into just don't read the thread....right MO-BOMBS!!! Even your "big assed" nose can 4 snizzle drizzle that.
Get it ...snizzle...sniff....drizzle....runny nose from crying too much...
say it..."ahh cha cha cha..." now finish it stargeek.....
Oh Schindlers was a list for jew's not blacks...dam ya stupid MO!
I guess in your delirium your forgot that....or were you trying to make one of ya un funny assed jokes....
now finish it..."I got a million of em" Bad jokes that is...
no movie stars..no swimming pools...no beverly hills...no movie stars...infact no ho's at all...
oh once there was a geek named jed...who came to sosuave to keep his hand fed...along came playersupreme who squashed all of his dreams...now he lives not in Beverleeeeeeee...
your a hillbilly MO...sand Hillbilly that is...
Oh while Im at it I want ya cousins to fill up my tank when I get to Chi town...ok and none of that watered down shyt...you 7 11 fools are tryin to pass off as gas...
Get it ...snizzle...sniff....drizzle....runny nose from crying too much...
say it..."ahh cha cha cha..." now finish it stargeek.....
Oh Schindlers was a list for jew's not blacks...dam ya stupid MO!
I guess in your delirium your forgot that....or were you trying to make one of ya un funny assed jokes....
now finish it..."I got a million of em" Bad jokes that is...
no movie stars..no swimming pools...no beverly hills...no movie stars...infact no ho's at all...
oh once there was a geek named jed...who came to sosuave to keep his hand fed...along came playersupreme who squashed all of his dreams...now he lives not in Beverleeeeeeee...
your a hillbilly MO...sand Hillbilly that is...
Oh while Im at it I want ya cousins to fill up my tank when I get to Chi town...ok and none of that watered down shyt...you 7 11 fools are tryin to pass off as gas...
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
On_the_Top
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Poor simple misinformed bastards, you know I am the "One" Iam better than all of you, for this insurection I shall biotch smite all thine who dare not bow to me, my mink coat, and thine 76 El'Dorado, with white mink floors.
Btw, can you lowly underlings teach me something, how do all of you posters, type with one hand, surf, and manage to jack off all at the same time? I mean I know all of you lonely prison asses (_O_) are good at it, I was just wondering, since I really don't have the time, beatin on your mamas and all, and going triall every third week for domestic volience.
Btw, can you lowly underlings teach me something, how do all of you posters, type with one hand, surf, and manage to jack off all at the same time? I mean I know all of you lonely prison asses (_O_) are good at it, I was just wondering, since I really don't have the time, beatin on your mamas and all, and going triall every third week for domestic volience.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Oooo, a know-it-all!!!
Geez, I thought the my-d*ck-is-bigger-then-yours conversations went out of vogue in seventh grade.
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Oh wait, I didn't think you could lie on your age.......
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Alright ladies
Maybe Starman and Supreme should get their own thread cause things are getting a little steamy in here!
Zephyrus, you are more than welcome to piss in both their asses.
To the rest of you, i am disappointed by the lame flames.
My 99% superiority rank just went up to 100 trillion %
You are all a bunch of insignificant fractions!
what kind of bullsh*t wannabe rapper name is that? You get an "e" for Effort and "t" for nice Try.
Maybe Starman and Supreme should get their own thread cause things are getting a little steamy in here!
Zephyrus, you are more than welcome to piss in both their asses.
To the rest of you, i am disappointed by the lame flames.
My 99% superiority rank just went up to 100 trillion %
You are all a bunch of insignificant fractions!
Like I said, you are insignificant! THA REALNESS
what kind of bullsh*t wannabe rapper name is that? You get an "e" for Effort and "t" for nice Try.I´d flame ya, but your poor grammar does a much better job revealing how completely stupid and incoherent you are. Kudos to you, dumbass!
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Re: Re: You guys are all MORONS!!!
Its funny cuz of all the rugged characters in that movie, you chose to name yourself after one of the most effeminate guys on the cast. Do you always identify with girly Man-Elves, sh*t I bet you even speak Elfish, you Tolkien-worshipping FREAK of nature!
Oh..Okay LEGOLAS. Why dont you go and play with your Lord of the Rings action figures and let the big boys talk about grown up things for awhile?
Its funny cuz of all the rugged characters in that movie, you chose to name yourself after one of the most effeminate guys on the cast. Do you always identify with girly Man-Elves, sh*t I bet you even speak Elfish, you Tolkien-worshipping FREAK of nature!
Starman
Master Don Juan
PlaySkool Supreme,
Are you actually laughing at your own flames? you bes stick to what you know best mooseknuckled Dildo salesman, I'll bet if you remove the "H" and "A" keys from your keyboard, you'de probably have nothing more to say
huh huh heuh huh "mo-bombs" her duh der huh heh, I wouldnt expect any more from a testicle headed apemongrel like yourself
Please sh1t in a coffee cup and sip accordingly until you come up with something intelligible I can work with
until then keep your fists away from any of your orafices and your lips smacking everytime you come across gay porn
filthy watermelon patch security guard
Are you actually laughing at your own flames? you bes stick to what you know best mooseknuckled Dildo salesman, I'll bet if you remove the "H" and "A" keys from your keyboard, you'de probably have nothing more to say
huh huh heuh huh "mo-bombs" her duh der huh heh, I wouldnt expect any more from a testicle headed apemongrel like yourself
Please sh1t in a coffee cup and sip accordingly until you come up with something intelligible I can work with
until then keep your fists away from any of your orafices and your lips smacking everytime you come across gay porn
filthy watermelon patch security guard
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Hey Crotch Sniffer: YUO HAVE TINY BALLS!!!11
I ARE HAVE LARGE ONES!!!11 GET OF THEM!!
I ARE HAVE LARGE ONES!!!11 GET OF THEM!!
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Well AssCrumb/DingleCherries.
There is a logical reason for this.
First of all, your nads are only huge due to the fact that you never get pvssy and are probably suffering from a severe case of Blue Balls!
My balls are tiny because they are drained constantly. It´s a real problem for me... I just can´t seem to stop nutting all over your mom´s face. Don´t worry, it´s good for Mommy´s skin!
STARGEEK - racial/ physical-deformity jokes are lame. Not because they offend me, but because they show a lack of material and creativity. May as well call someone a PoopieHead cos it sounds more intelligent, you unimaginative f*ckwad!
Overall assesment....
I really am disappointed in the low caliber of disses here. You fools obviously can´t grasp the fine art of insulting! I sh!t on you all!
Starman
Master Don Juan
"STARGEEK - racial/ physical-deformity jokes are lame."
Im sorry Crotch lips,
I had no idea you really wore a scrotum sack on each of your chicken pinwheel ears.
I truly apologize if I have somehow made fun of any physical deformity you might have.
but as far as flaming, take it back to the 5th grade, son. Ive taken sh1ts in boots that came out more creative and artisitic than your posts.
why if you were even near me, I might do you a favor and rip out your spine and clean out my gutters with your tailbone..its the only worthwhile advantage to your existence
now go back to shoe shining with your ear wax and tongue, your too sophmoric for my caliber
Im sorry Crotch lips,
I had no idea you really wore a scrotum sack on each of your chicken pinwheel ears.
I truly apologize if I have somehow made fun of any physical deformity you might have.
but as far as flaming, take it back to the 5th grade, son. Ive taken sh1ts in boots that came out more creative and artisitic than your posts.
why if you were even near me, I might do you a favor and rip out your spine and clean out my gutters with your tailbone..its the only worthwhile advantage to your existence
now go back to shoe shining with your ear wax and tongue, your too sophmoric for my caliber
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Okay boys and girls, lets see how Starfag measures up
This is almost as sad as your little routine with tha ladies
Starfag´s brilliant line: "I dont want to toot my horn or nothin but, BEEP! BEEP!"
BWAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAA!!!
After thousands of posts this is your BEST?
You are welcome to try again, which I am sure you will because of everyone here you seem to have the most fragile ego of all. Of course you COULD prove me wrong by not responding, but we both know that wont happen so do a little homework for next time. You could use the practice, little boy.
Pretty funny intro. Nice work there, scored one point.
Ehhh, not bad but not great. A sign that your well is drying up!no points earned.
I knew it couldnt last. WEAK as hell! Does your little sister help you with your posts, doofus? Minus one point!
Woah. Sorry I insulted your sister man. Even a small child is capable of a better diss than this. Minus another point for the StellarMaggot.
Damn, you scored a -3 with this one!
This is almost as sad as your little routine with tha ladies
Starfag´s brilliant line: "I dont want to toot my horn or nothin but, BEEP! BEEP!"
BWAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAA!!!
After thousands of posts this is your BEST?
You are welcome to try again, which I am sure you will because of everyone here you seem to have the most fragile ego of all. Of course you COULD prove me wrong by not responding, but we both know that wont happen so do a little homework for next time. You could use the practice, little boy.
Hey ass sniffer, fyi, your flames are the lamest of all.
You keep telling people to put more thought into their posts but the fact of the matter is that you are so dam easy to flame its effortless.
You are probably in the middle of a circle jerk with your buddies while serfing fratboys.com trying to think of more ingenius ideas of how you can make yourself look like a weak and pathetic fool for the entire world to see.
If you would have spent as much time trying to improve your game as you do sniffing your moms c0ck you wouldn't have felt the need to start this thread in the first place. I'd rather be force fed maggot covered elephant feces while submerged in a hot vat full of ajax bleach then read anymore of your pathetic flames.
Comments or suggestions?
You keep telling people to put more thought into their posts but the fact of the matter is that you are so dam easy to flame its effortless.
You are probably in the middle of a circle jerk with your buddies while serfing fratboys.com trying to think of more ingenius ideas of how you can make yourself look like a weak and pathetic fool for the entire world to see.
If you would have spent as much time trying to improve your game as you do sniffing your moms c0ck you wouldn't have felt the need to start this thread in the first place. I'd rather be force fed maggot covered elephant feces while submerged in a hot vat full of ajax bleach then read anymore of your pathetic flames.
Comments or suggestions?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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