THA REALNESS
Banned
Suprised my name wasn't up there.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You guys are all MORONS!!!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
B!tch... I don't have to flex nuts, cuz I know I got em .... B!tch.
Player_Supreme
Banned
Gee somebody is having a flame war and left me out...well here is my contribution:
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Originally posted by Starman
I discourage flame wars.
Damn I forgot to mention you in my worlds worst posters list.
your advice is truly terrible. bunch of psychoanalytical garbage that i am sure bores all the ladies. I read some of your field reports and well, you suck! Congrats my man, almost 3,000 posts and you are still PATHETIC
Mo-Bombs schedule for Today:
8am wake up…get a quick wack off session
8:01 go to sosuave and spit some more confusing psycho babble
8:05 that player supreme has him so worked up he wacks off to relieve pressure
8:06 call player supreme one more time to beg for a date
8:09 supreme just hung up on him so he wacks off again
8:09:59 done. Shower get dressed to go to dungeon and boring job
10:00am bored already so locks door wacks again…decides not to call supreme
10:01am bored again so goes to sosuave to relieve growing pressure again
and on and on through out the day!
8:00pm gets home drinks a whole bottle of Ripple extra dry from paper bag
8:02pm passes out on couch after 30 sec wack off session with nambla magazines.
8:59pm wakes up and decides to go back to Sosuave to check if anybody has posted on his useless poll yet.
9:03pm emails Player Supreme nude photos of himself in his new red pumps with matching red lipstick and pig tails in his balding hair.
9:15pm decided to show up on Sosuave and post a (funny to himself only joke) on Player Supreme to attract his attention.
9:30pm Drinks 2nd bottle of Ripple and passes out at his computer
9:31pm Sosuave notices absence of Mo's posting and sighs relief
******end of flame*********Star Creepula..I know you will be back on here just to check this post because your ego is like that...so why don't you send your response via PM and save some public face ok ....wuuuve ya!
I guess I will now take my place on the list of doom.
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Originally posted by Starman
I discourage flame wars.
Damn I forgot to mention you in my worlds worst posters list.
your advice is truly terrible. bunch of psychoanalytical garbage that i am sure bores all the ladies. I read some of your field reports and well, you suck! Congrats my man, almost 3,000 posts and you are still PATHETIC
Mo-Bombs schedule for Today:
8am wake up…get a quick wack off session
8:01 go to sosuave and spit some more confusing psycho babble
8:05 that player supreme has him so worked up he wacks off to relieve pressure
8:06 call player supreme one more time to beg for a date
8:09 supreme just hung up on him so he wacks off again
8:09:59 done. Shower get dressed to go to dungeon and boring job
10:00am bored already so locks door wacks again…decides not to call supreme
10:01am bored again so goes to sosuave to relieve growing pressure again
and on and on through out the day!
8:00pm gets home drinks a whole bottle of Ripple extra dry from paper bag
8:02pm passes out on couch after 30 sec wack off session with nambla magazines.
8:59pm wakes up and decides to go back to Sosuave to check if anybody has posted on his useless poll yet.
9:03pm emails Player Supreme nude photos of himself in his new red pumps with matching red lipstick and pig tails in his balding hair.
9:15pm decided to show up on Sosuave and post a (funny to himself only joke) on Player Supreme to attract his attention.
9:30pm Drinks 2nd bottle of Ripple and passes out at his computer
9:31pm Sosuave notices absence of Mo's posting and sighs relief
******end of flame*********Star Creepula..I know you will be back on here just to check this post because your ego is like that...so why don't you send your response via PM and save some public face ok ....wuuuve ya!
I guess I will now take my place on the list of doom.
Player_Supreme
Banned
That is so gross man. Who the f*uck thinks up these wierd sexual things bruh???
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Starman
Master Don Juan
Baldilocks Supreme,
Dont feel so bad you didnt make it to this elite list, you ancestors couldnt even get on Schindlers list
Dont feel so bad you didnt make it to this elite list, you ancestors couldnt even get on Schindlers list
Player_Supreme
Banned
Uhh Drive by...yeah your nose looks like an acidental drive by shooting...and they used the heel of somebody's foot to glue back on in it's place.
this was some weak assed shyt...is this the best you can do???
I guess once again I've had to lay my pimp hand on ya.
www.hoslap.net
Baldilocks...bwahahahaha..that's real weak...Drive-by/aka Mo-Bombs/aka Star geek/aka wanna be cool.
Got this in my ebox:
... Your diss was hilarious! Poor mo-bombs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
I guess your new nickname is sticking with folks...
Yeah I especially like that "your the jimmy durante of the DJ's" Now just gotta teach you to say "ahh cha cha I got a million of em"
Don't you get tired of me slapping you silly?
Now next time I want a puppy's attention I will whistle for you to come and heel...until then shaddap! Or it's too the moon wid ya.
Player_Supreme
Banned
This thread was a good idea....it allows us to cap on each other and not be bothered...if your not into just don't read the thread....right MO-BOMBS!!! Even your "big assed" nose can 4 snizzle drizzle that.
Get it ...snizzle...sniff....drizzle....runny nose from crying too much...
say it..."ahh cha cha cha..." now finish it stargeek.....
Oh Schindlers was a list for jew's not blacks...dam ya stupid MO!
I guess in your delirium your forgot that....or were you trying to make one of ya un funny assed jokes....
now finish it..."I got a million of em" Bad jokes that is...
no movie stars..no swimming pools...no beverly hills...no movie stars...infact no ho's at all...
oh once there was a geek named jed...who came to sosuave to keep his hand fed...along came playersupreme who squashed all of his dreams...now he lives not in Beverleeeeeeee...
your a hillbilly MO...sand Hillbilly that is...
Oh while Im at it I want ya cousins to fill up my tank when I get to Chi town...ok and none of that watered down shyt...you 7 11 fools are tryin to pass off as gas...
Get it ...snizzle...sniff....drizzle....runny nose from crying too much...
say it..."ahh cha cha cha..." now finish it stargeek.....
Oh Schindlers was a list for jew's not blacks...dam ya stupid MO!
I guess in your delirium your forgot that....or were you trying to make one of ya un funny assed jokes....
now finish it..."I got a million of em" Bad jokes that is...
no movie stars..no swimming pools...no beverly hills...no movie stars...infact no ho's at all...
oh once there was a geek named jed...who came to sosuave to keep his hand fed...along came playersupreme who squashed all of his dreams...now he lives not in Beverleeeeeeee...
your a hillbilly MO...sand Hillbilly that is...
Oh while Im at it I want ya cousins to fill up my tank when I get to Chi town...ok and none of that watered down shyt...you 7 11 fools are tryin to pass off as gas...
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
On_the_Top
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Poor simple misinformed bastards, you know I am the "One" Iam better than all of you, for this insurection I shall biotch smite all thine who dare not bow to me, my mink coat, and thine 76 El'Dorado, with white mink floors.
Btw, can you lowly underlings teach me something, how do all of you posters, type with one hand, surf, and manage to jack off all at the same time? I mean I know all of you lonely prison asses (_O_) are good at it, I was just wondering, since I really don't have the time, beatin on your mamas and all, and going triall every third week for domestic volience.
Btw, can you lowly underlings teach me something, how do all of you posters, type with one hand, surf, and manage to jack off all at the same time? I mean I know all of you lonely prison asses (_O_) are good at it, I was just wondering, since I really don't have the time, beatin on your mamas and all, and going triall every third week for domestic volience.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Oooo, a know-it-all!!!
Geez, I thought the my-d*ck-is-bigger-then-yours conversations went out of vogue in seventh grade.
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Oh wait, I didn't think you could lie on your age.......
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Alright ladies
Maybe Starman and Supreme should get their own thread cause things are getting a little steamy in here!
Zephyrus, you are more than welcome to piss in both their asses.
To the rest of you, i am disappointed by the lame flames.
My 99% superiority rank just went up to 100 trillion %
You are all a bunch of insignificant fractions!
what kind of bullsh*t wannabe rapper name is that? You get an "e" for Effort and "t" for nice Try.
Maybe Starman and Supreme should get their own thread cause things are getting a little steamy in here!
Zephyrus, you are more than welcome to piss in both their asses.
To the rest of you, i am disappointed by the lame flames.
My 99% superiority rank just went up to 100 trillion %
You are all a bunch of insignificant fractions!
Like I said, you are insignificant! THA REALNESS
what kind of bullsh*t wannabe rapper name is that? You get an "e" for Effort and "t" for nice Try.I´d flame ya, but your poor grammar does a much better job revealing how completely stupid and incoherent you are. Kudos to you, dumbass!
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Re: Re: You guys are all MORONS!!!
Its funny cuz of all the rugged characters in that movie, you chose to name yourself after one of the most effeminate guys on the cast. Do you always identify with girly Man-Elves, sh*t I bet you even speak Elfish, you Tolkien-worshipping FREAK of nature!
Oh..Okay LEGOLAS. Why dont you go and play with your Lord of the Rings action figures and let the big boys talk about grown up things for awhile?
Its funny cuz of all the rugged characters in that movie, you chose to name yourself after one of the most effeminate guys on the cast. Do you always identify with girly Man-Elves, sh*t I bet you even speak Elfish, you Tolkien-worshipping FREAK of nature!
Starman
Master Don Juan
PlaySkool Supreme,
Are you actually laughing at your own flames? you bes stick to what you know best mooseknuckled Dildo salesman, I'll bet if you remove the "H" and "A" keys from your keyboard, you'de probably have nothing more to say
huh huh heuh huh "mo-bombs" her duh der huh heh, I wouldnt expect any more from a testicle headed apemongrel like yourself
Please sh1t in a coffee cup and sip accordingly until you come up with something intelligible I can work with
until then keep your fists away from any of your orafices and your lips smacking everytime you come across gay porn
filthy watermelon patch security guard
Are you actually laughing at your own flames? you bes stick to what you know best mooseknuckled Dildo salesman, I'll bet if you remove the "H" and "A" keys from your keyboard, you'de probably have nothing more to say
huh huh heuh huh "mo-bombs" her duh der huh heh, I wouldnt expect any more from a testicle headed apemongrel like yourself
Please sh1t in a coffee cup and sip accordingly until you come up with something intelligible I can work with
until then keep your fists away from any of your orafices and your lips smacking everytime you come across gay porn
filthy watermelon patch security guard
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Hey Crotch Sniffer: YUO HAVE TINY BALLS!!!11
I ARE HAVE LARGE ONES!!!11 GET OF THEM!!
I ARE HAVE LARGE ONES!!!11 GET OF THEM!!
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Well AssCrumb/DingleCherries.
There is a logical reason for this.
First of all, your nads are only huge due to the fact that you never get pvssy and are probably suffering from a severe case of Blue Balls!
My balls are tiny because they are drained constantly. It´s a real problem for me... I just can´t seem to stop nutting all over your mom´s face. Don´t worry, it´s good for Mommy´s skin!
STARGEEK - racial/ physical-deformity jokes are lame. Not because they offend me, but because they show a lack of material and creativity. May as well call someone a PoopieHead cos it sounds more intelligent, you unimaginative f*ckwad!
Overall assesment....
I really am disappointed in the low caliber of disses here. You fools obviously can´t grasp the fine art of insulting! I sh!t on you all!
Starman
Master Don Juan
"STARGEEK - racial/ physical-deformity jokes are lame."
Im sorry Crotch lips,
I had no idea you really wore a scrotum sack on each of your chicken pinwheel ears.
I truly apologize if I have somehow made fun of any physical deformity you might have.
but as far as flaming, take it back to the 5th grade, son. Ive taken sh1ts in boots that came out more creative and artisitic than your posts.
why if you were even near me, I might do you a favor and rip out your spine and clean out my gutters with your tailbone..its the only worthwhile advantage to your existence
now go back to shoe shining with your ear wax and tongue, your too sophmoric for my caliber
Im sorry Crotch lips,
I had no idea you really wore a scrotum sack on each of your chicken pinwheel ears.
I truly apologize if I have somehow made fun of any physical deformity you might have.
but as far as flaming, take it back to the 5th grade, son. Ive taken sh1ts in boots that came out more creative and artisitic than your posts.
why if you were even near me, I might do you a favor and rip out your spine and clean out my gutters with your tailbone..its the only worthwhile advantage to your existence
now go back to shoe shining with your ear wax and tongue, your too sophmoric for my caliber
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
Okay boys and girls, lets see how Starfag measures up
This is almost as sad as your little routine with tha ladies
Starfag´s brilliant line: "I dont want to toot my horn or nothin but, BEEP! BEEP!"
BWAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAA!!!
After thousands of posts this is your BEST?
You are welcome to try again, which I am sure you will because of everyone here you seem to have the most fragile ego of all. Of course you COULD prove me wrong by not responding, but we both know that wont happen so do a little homework for next time. You could use the practice, little boy.
Pretty funny intro. Nice work there, scored one point.
Ehhh, not bad but not great. A sign that your well is drying up!no points earned.
I knew it couldnt last. WEAK as hell! Does your little sister help you with your posts, doofus? Minus one point!
Woah. Sorry I insulted your sister man. Even a small child is capable of a better diss than this. Minus another point for the StellarMaggot.
Damn, you scored a -3 with this one!
This is almost as sad as your little routine with tha ladies
Starfag´s brilliant line: "I dont want to toot my horn or nothin but, BEEP! BEEP!"
BWAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAA!!!
After thousands of posts this is your BEST?
You are welcome to try again, which I am sure you will because of everyone here you seem to have the most fragile ego of all. Of course you COULD prove me wrong by not responding, but we both know that wont happen so do a little homework for next time. You could use the practice, little boy.
Hey ass sniffer, fyi, your flames are the lamest of all.
You keep telling people to put more thought into their posts but the fact of the matter is that you are so dam easy to flame its effortless.
You are probably in the middle of a circle jerk with your buddies while serfing fratboys.com trying to think of more ingenius ideas of how you can make yourself look like a weak and pathetic fool for the entire world to see.
If you would have spent as much time trying to improve your game as you do sniffing your moms c0ck you wouldn't have felt the need to start this thread in the first place. I'd rather be force fed maggot covered elephant feces while submerged in a hot vat full of ajax bleach then read anymore of your pathetic flames.
Comments or suggestions?
You keep telling people to put more thought into their posts but the fact of the matter is that you are so dam easy to flame its effortless.
You are probably in the middle of a circle jerk with your buddies while serfing fratboys.com trying to think of more ingenius ideas of how you can make yourself look like a weak and pathetic fool for the entire world to see.
If you would have spent as much time trying to improve your game as you do sniffing your moms c0ck you wouldn't have felt the need to start this thread in the first place. I'd rather be force fed maggot covered elephant feces while submerged in a hot vat full of ajax bleach then read anymore of your pathetic flames.
Comments or suggestions?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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