"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you + girl are alone in her room. chill for a bit or

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Let it happen naturally..
Don't come off as gitty, or in a hurry to do anything
I used to do this alot..
Its best just to start with slight kino..
A convienent reaching across the couch to grab something(gently scraping her breast .. thats my fav) see how she reacts when you your elbow "accidently" touches her boob..

A classic arm around the shoulder (If she responds by laying her head on you your in there like swim wear baby)

But don't just start palming tits or vagina grabbing off top
 
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Take it slow, chill and act the world's best communicator and listener. I did this with some 24 year old chick a while back. Met for the first time, wasn't long before I had her sucking my 44 year old d!ck:rockon:
 
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If she has you alone in her room, what do you think she wants to do. if she wanted to chill she would have your ass in the family room, your in her personal space, so get up in her personal space. I would go wit kino-or how every you spell that stupid word, move on to kissin, from the it shud b natural.
 
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500_W00P said:
A classic arm around the shoulder (If she responds by laying her head on you your in there like swim wear baby)
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Funny that you should mention that. Thats what my current girlfriend did to me and the one girl that I made out with a couple times did.

This other girl, whom is my dance partner, did it to me, or at least tried. She is pretty and I would have had sex with her by now if I did not have a girlfriend (which I don't plan on leaving for a while so its a no go).

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Someone Much cooler said:
If she has you alone in her room, what do you think she wants to do. if she wanted to chill she would have your ass in the family room, your in her personal space, so get up in her personal space. I would go wit kino-or how every you spell that stupid word, move on to kissin, from the it shud b natural.
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exactly

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