"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Juan and only

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Originally posted by tseluca
The beauty of being a woman is we can go out and do that anytime we want, and we dont have to resort to sill antics to get it

True, but then again I can go and get a cheap ***** whenever I wish (which would be never).

sure, anyone can get laid anytime they'd like...however I doubt you could get a quality guy very easily.


I notice you seem to use your sexuality as a weapon and believe you have control because of that. rubbish...women want sex just as much as men (maybe more from what I've seen).

Maybe you can make a lot of guys do what you want, but they're losers, every one of them - and I'm sure you know it.
 

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Seriously?

You guys come on here trying to learn how to have sexual power over women.

And every women you pick up with the tricks you learn here is a looser to, so what is your point?
 

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Originally posted by tseluca
spider. your whole theroy is flawed

Taking dating advice from a man about woman is like taking diet advice from fat people.


Ok then, how many women have you picked up? none maybe?

you DO NOT know what you're talking about...at all. or maybe you do and you're just playing games. I know what has worked for me and I also know that most of your advice is way off the mark.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You guys come on here trying to learn how to have sexual power over women.
Women use their sexual power as a bribe to men. They use the bribe of sex to get men to buy drinks, give them money, do them favors, etc.

However, when a man doesn't let the woman have the "power of the pu55y", he uses his sexual power only for sex.

When a relationship comes along, the act of sex shouldn't be viewed as a bribe from neither side, but an act of showing deep affection. Unfortunately, very few men and women get to this stage.
 

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Originally posted by tseluca
spider send me your email, I'll answer your question for you that way
You'll have to answer it for me too!!!!
 

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Like I said you need to have the last word.

Ugh, come on guys..can you say A/W.

Now, back to business.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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spider_007

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probably be easyer if you made a nice big informative thread, but hey, i'll play along,

it's sent
 

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Sent mine too!
 

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This girl is retarded women do more stuff trying to look good so guys can pick them up then men trying to look good. Thats why we have makeup, shopping malls, and tanning beds so you women can attract us guys. You women work so hard to look good for us.
 

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Originally posted by tseluca
You know, the guy in the second pic isn't that bad looking at all.

For health and sexual reasons he should loose some weight. But with a great personality I don't see him having problems getting a woman.
BULL****!@y$%u^
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol.
I'm not glorifying the methods produced on this board for picking up woman, but you're a reprobate. You're 23, got a girl pregnant and have over 2200 post on here. LOSER!
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got a girl pregnant?

ok, so what? whats your point?

when 2 people have sex sometimes it leads to a baby.

thats the lamest shyt that can be tossed at me? im a loser because im going to be dad! wow!
 

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Originally posted by tseluca
Seriously?

You guys come on here trying to learn how to have sexual power over women.

And every women you pick up with the tricks you learn here is a looser to, so what is your point?
How can you call the women they pick up LOSERS. When you can't even spell the word. Stop being such a dike.
 

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Originally posted by tseluca
The beauty of being a woman is we can go out and do that anytime we want, and we dont have to resort to sill antics to get it
Don't lie to me. Women can't do it whenever they want. They have to spend hours in the bathroom so they can look good enough so men will hit on them. Sad truth is most women look ugly without makeup.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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