You all wanna laugh?

[edger]

It's really not funny, but I'm at a club in NYC last night, I squeeze in at the bar to get a drink, and some hot chick(about mid-20's) comes up to me and is like, "You just c*ck-blocked me". I replied with something ****y/sarcastic funny, but couldn't elevate any interest on her part. So, I get my water(yeah I'm a responsible partier since I'm driving), to which she then say's, "You c*ck-blocked me for a glass of water?" Again I reply with sarcastic-funny wit, but again it seems to do no good. She was cool about the whole "me c*ck-blocking her thing" though.

So, the moral of the story: I walk into a club last night looking to snag a b*tch, but instead get told by some chick "I c*ck-blocked her". Hehe. Hopefully tonight will be better.

 

[ketostix]

You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol. I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one? What did you say to her?

 

[iqqi]

You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol. I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one? What did you say to her?

You c0cked blocked another guy from getting to her. Duh. But Edger never explained HOW he c0ckedblocked.

 

[iqqi]

Yeah... TELL that b!tch.

Lol.

 

[Jitterbug]

You c0cked blocked another guy from getting to her.

That should be called pvssy-blocking (unless she actually has a c0ck...). He c0ck-blocked the other guy from getting to her, and pvssy-blocked her from getting to the other guy. I know, it's just semantics

 

[edger]

You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol.

Haha, yeah that would've been a good one.

I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one?

Me either. There's a first for everything, right? lol. Chix often do that though, they apply guy terms to themselves.

What did you say to her?

I said, "What's a c*ck-block"? lol. I sarcastically played stupid. So she's like, "You don't know what a c*ck-block is?" She had that look where part of her thought I was kidding and part of her thought I was serious. lol.

Then in response to her comment about the water, I said, "Yep, I c*ck-blocked you for a nice f*cking cup of water." Of course in a non-confrontational/sarcastic/playful way.

But like I said, neither of my 2 responses did anything to gauge her interest.

 

[joekerr31]

her: 'you just ****blocked me!'
me: 'no, you were ****blocked when you were born with that face. boooooya b*tch!"

 

[DJDamage]

Her: You just c*ck-blocked me

You should have said : You be surprised what else my c*ck can do.