"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's really not funny, but I'm at a club in NYC last night, I squeeze in at the bar to get a drink, and some hot chick(about mid-20's) comes up to me and is like, "You just c*ck-blocked me". I replied with something ****y/sarcastic funny, but couldn't elevate any interest on her part. So, I get my water(yeah I'm a responsible partier since I'm driving), to which she then say's, "You c*ck-blocked me for a glass of water?" Again I reply with sarcastic-funny wit, but again it seems to do no good. She was cool about the whole "me c*ck-blocking her thing" though.

So, the moral of the story: I walk into a club last night looking to snag a b*tch, but instead get told by some chick "I c*ck-blocked her". Hehe. Hopefully tonight will be better.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol. I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one? What did you say to her?
 
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ketostix said:
You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol. I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one? What did you say to her?
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You c0cked blocked another guy from getting to her. Duh. But Edger never explained HOW he c0ckedblocked.
 
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You c0cked blocked another guy from getting to her.
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That should be called pvssy-blocking (unless she actually has a c0ck...). He c0ck-blocked the other guy from getting to her, and pvssy-blocked her from getting to the other guy. I know, it's just semantics :)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ketostix said:
You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol.
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Haha, yeah that would've been a good one.

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I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one?
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Me either. There's a first for everything, right? lol. Chix often do that though, they apply guy terms to themselves.


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What did you say to her?
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I said, "What's a c*ck-block"? lol. I sarcastically played stupid. So she's like, "You don't know what a c*ck-block is?" She had that look where part of her thought I was kidding and part of her thought I was serious. lol.

Then in response to her comment about the water, I said, "Yep, I c*ck-blocked you for a nice f*cking cup of water." Of course in a non-confrontational/sarcastic/playful way.

But like I said, neither of my 2 responses did anything to gauge her interest.
 
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her: 'you just ****blocked me!'
me: 'no, you were ****blocked when you were born with that face. boooooya b*tch!"
 
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