"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yet more proof about how screwed online dating is

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I have never taken internet dating that seriously, it might work for some guys but there's just too much of an unknown element for me...you never know who you're talking to, i mean imagine if this happened to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1X5R0sbUOc

Not funny!
 

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Leporello said:
The title pretty much says it all: '20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OKCupid'.

http://slacktory.com/2012/05/20-guys-try-to-bang-psycho-on-okcupid/

Read through, it's actually pretty funny.

Damn, if I were a girl anytime I needed an ego boost I'd just make an online dating profile.
That is f*cking awesome. Props to the guy who set it up.

Just shows that guys will stick their d1ck into pretty much anything. We're nothing but a bunch of friggin' animals.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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There've been plenty of threads about cute girls being showered with attention online, and a few about even below-average ones getting similar treatment. This profile is a blatant troll and it makes no difference. Read the comments of the story and half the guys are saying they'd have messaged that girl and they don't understand what the big deal is.
 

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when did we as men lose the power of using common sense? seriously. fake profile or not, the reason I would not have contacted "her" (besides the fact that you can't see her face) is the moment I noticed she was 26 and spelled like a fvcking 12 year old. sorry, but I like my girls somewhat educated and have a grasp of the English language. call me picky I guess.lol
 
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