"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yet more proof about how screwed online dating is

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have never taken internet dating that seriously, it might work for some guys but there's just too much of an unknown element for me...you never know who you're talking to, i mean imagine if this happened to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1X5R0sbUOc

Not funny!
 
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Leporello said:
The title pretty much says it all: '20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OKCupid'.

http://slacktory.com/2012/05/20-guys-try-to-bang-psycho-on-okcupid/

Read through, it's actually pretty funny.

Damn, if I were a girl anytime I needed an ego boost I'd just make an online dating profile.
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That is f*cking awesome. Props to the guy who set it up.

Just shows that guys will stick their d1ck into pretty much anything. We're nothing but a bunch of friggin' animals.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

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There've been plenty of threads about cute girls being showered with attention online, and a few about even below-average ones getting similar treatment. This profile is a blatant troll and it makes no difference. Read the comments of the story and half the guys are saying they'd have messaged that girl and they don't understand what the big deal is.
 
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when did we as men lose the power of using common sense? seriously. fake profile or not, the reason I would not have contacted "her" (besides the fact that you can't see her face) is the moment I noticed she was 26 and spelled like a fvcking 12 year old. sorry, but I like my girls somewhat educated and have a grasp of the English language. call me picky I guess.lol
 
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