“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

Yet more proof about how screwed online dating is

Leporello

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2003
Messages
955
Reaction score
13
Location
DC

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Mr Wright

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 19, 2010
Messages
980
Reaction score
243
Location
London, UK
I have never taken internet dating that seriously, it might work for some guys but there's just too much of an unknown element for me...you never know who you're talking to, i mean imagine if this happened to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1X5R0sbUOc

Not funny!
 

snowdog

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 23, 2007
Messages
1,216
Reaction score
70
Leporello said:
The title pretty much says it all: '20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OKCupid'.

http://slacktory.com/2012/05/20-guys-try-to-bang-psycho-on-okcupid/

Read through, it's actually pretty funny.

Damn, if I were a girl anytime I needed an ego boost I'd just make an online dating profile.
That is f*cking awesome. Props to the guy who set it up.

Just shows that guys will stick their d1ck into pretty much anything. We're nothing but a bunch of friggin' animals.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

Leporello

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2003
Messages
955
Reaction score
13
Location
DC
There've been plenty of threads about cute girls being showered with attention online, and a few about even below-average ones getting similar treatment. This profile is a blatant troll and it makes no difference. Read the comments of the story and half the guys are saying they'd have messaged that girl and they don't understand what the big deal is.
 

Robert28

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 27, 2008
Messages
5,005
Reaction score
5,309
when did we as men lose the power of using common sense? seriously. fake profile or not, the reason I would not have contacted "her" (besides the fact that you can't see her face) is the moment I noticed she was 26 and spelled like a fvcking 12 year old. sorry, but I like my girls somewhat educated and have a grasp of the English language. call me picky I guess.lol
 
Top