"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So I recently bought a new house on the water in a nice community. I got talking to one of my neighbors last night, and he was telling me a story about the guy next to him. This guy just rebuilt his house. It's a huge really nice house on the water probably worth all of 700k. Anyways, my neighbor was telling me this guy's wife got a lawyer and served him papers saying he can't live in his own house and is getting a divorce. Now, he's living with his daughter while his wife is staying in his house. I heard that she's going to be putting it up on the market.

Remind me again why I should get married?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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If he did what I did, he wouldn't have this problem.

I got my wife to sign a quit claim deed to my house.
 
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Paintballguy said:
So I recently bought a new house on the water in a nice community. I got talking to one of my neighbors last night, and he was telling me a story about the guy next to him. This guy just rebuilt his house. It's a huge really nice house on the water probably worth all of 700k. Anyways, my neighbor was telling me this guy's wife got a lawyer and served him papers saying he can't live in his own house and is getting a divorce. Now, he's living with his daughter while his wife is staying in his house. I heard that she's going to be putting it up on the market.

Remind me again why I should get married?
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Pathetic. #firstworldproblems
 
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Paintballguy said:
So I recently bought a new house on the water in a nice community. I got talking to one of my neighbors last night, and he was telling me a story about the guy next to him. This guy just rebuilt his house. It's a huge really nice house on the water probably worth all of 700k. Anyways, my neighbor was telling me this guy's wife got a lawyer and served him papers saying he can't live in his own house and is getting a divorce. Now, he's living with his daughter while his wife is staying in his house. I heard that she's going to be putting it up on the market.

Remind me again why I should get married?
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Why oh why do mother f*ckers keep doing this stuff to themselves? But he'll get at least 50% of the proceeds from the house, bank on that (assuming he's lawyered up and is not trying to get back together with this b*tch).

I mean, you CAN'T tell me that these gold-digging hors don't show signs of terribleness before they get married?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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speed dawg said:
Why oh why do mother f*ckers keep doing this stuff to themselves? But he'll get at least 50% of the proceeds from the house, bank on that (assuming he's lawyered up and is not trying to get back together with this b*tch).

I mean, you CAN'T tell me that these gold-digging hors don't show signs of terribleness before they get married?
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That's why I dumped my ex. She was trying to weasel her way into living with me in my new house for nothing. Gotta watch out for them gold diggers.
 
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Paintball,The story you have told about the woman who divorced her husband and now living alone.Don't it sound strange that she divorced her husband only to leave her husband house or their other matter also?As by your saying I found it strange .Reply.
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