"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yet another divorce story...

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So I recently bought a new house on the water in a nice community. I got talking to one of my neighbors last night, and he was telling me a story about the guy next to him. This guy just rebuilt his house. It's a huge really nice house on the water probably worth all of 700k. Anyways, my neighbor was telling me this guy's wife got a lawyer and served him papers saying he can't live in his own house and is getting a divorce. Now, he's living with his daughter while his wife is staying in his house. I heard that she's going to be putting it up on the market.

Remind me again why I should get married?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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If he did what I did, he wouldn't have this problem.

I got my wife to sign a quit claim deed to my house.
 
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Paintballguy said:
So I recently bought a new house on the water in a nice community. I got talking to one of my neighbors last night, and he was telling me a story about the guy next to him. This guy just rebuilt his house. It's a huge really nice house on the water probably worth all of 700k. Anyways, my neighbor was telling me this guy's wife got a lawyer and served him papers saying he can't live in his own house and is getting a divorce. Now, he's living with his daughter while his wife is staying in his house. I heard that she's going to be putting it up on the market.

Remind me again why I should get married?
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Pathetic. #firstworldproblems
 
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Paintballguy said:
So I recently bought a new house on the water in a nice community. I got talking to one of my neighbors last night, and he was telling me a story about the guy next to him. This guy just rebuilt his house. It's a huge really nice house on the water probably worth all of 700k. Anyways, my neighbor was telling me this guy's wife got a lawyer and served him papers saying he can't live in his own house and is getting a divorce. Now, he's living with his daughter while his wife is staying in his house. I heard that she's going to be putting it up on the market.

Remind me again why I should get married?
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Why oh why do mother f*ckers keep doing this stuff to themselves? But he'll get at least 50% of the proceeds from the house, bank on that (assuming he's lawyered up and is not trying to get back together with this b*tch).

I mean, you CAN'T tell me that these gold-digging hors don't show signs of terribleness before they get married?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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speed dawg said:
Why oh why do mother f*ckers keep doing this stuff to themselves? But he'll get at least 50% of the proceeds from the house, bank on that (assuming he's lawyered up and is not trying to get back together with this b*tch).

I mean, you CAN'T tell me that these gold-digging hors don't show signs of terribleness before they get married?
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That's why I dumped my ex. She was trying to weasel her way into living with me in my new house for nothing. Gotta watch out for them gold diggers.
 
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Paintball,The story you have told about the woman who divorced her husband and now living alone.Don't it sound strange that she divorced her husband only to leave her husband house or their other matter also?As by your saying I found it strange .Reply.
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