"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes, this is complete bull****

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I personally love how everyone on here likes to write phillosophy all day long, "give 110%, make them love you, the perfect balance, give it another shot, stop being a wussie"; These are just some of my many favorite bull**** posts that I see 100x a week from people.

I mean really, does it make you feel important to sit on the computer and act like you are a dj; a true dj's forum life would make up about .05% of his time the other 99.5% should be used actually having a blast.

I guess things will never change, we will always have good story writers here *wink* *wink* and I admit the stories are somewhat entertaining and funny!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I agree to some extent. But currently its summer. My summers been badass, but the middle of the day/mornign you know people are goingt o post.
Like currently, I'm stuck at home. I made plans with 3 different people/sets of people for tonight, but it each one ended up gettin screwed by school, or dance, or dentist appointments.
So peopel have their off-time to preach man. ignore it.
Some fo those posts r a good read. But 90% of the time they're not.

****, tomorrow night I'll be eithe DJing ti on some chick, or getting bombed with friends. Everyone has their offtime.
****, i wish i could drive. lol.
 

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well lemme ask you this post starter, what is more constructive? watching cyber porn or reading up info, and giving some info. I know most of the guys on here aren't posting tips for the sole purpose of f*cking up your game. They've got good intentions, the thing is...what works for them, may or may not work for you. That is why, you DON'T heed their advice word for word. Summarize it in your mind, try it out and mold it into your own.
 

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I have been reading posts like this one since before I registered.

They are meaningless, pointless and serve no purpose.

Oh well... move along children.
 

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some of us are addicted to speed which allows for an extra 8-10 hours a day to type up **** on this board! bet you didn't think of that huh ****head? and **** man, if that theory is true it works out for you in the end, as less competition. why worry about it bro? let people live there lifes the way they want to.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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We're all striving to be our best. That's why we're here. Some have found a glimpse of success and realize a piece of the puzzle. These individuals are kind enough to come back and share it with the rest of us...

...and others are just too blind to realize it.

EDIT: If you think it's bull****, then don't believe it, but don't go piling YOUR bull**** in our mouths either. That's right, I think YOU ARE BULL****.
 

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I won't even bother to read this.

This is just some moron who can't put effort into what he wants and is crying like a little girl. He thinks what we say won't work so he doesn't try it. The list goes on, AFC.

Observe the next comment from him about how I'm a no life troll 6 hours a day on the forums.
 

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Originally posted by TheMinistered
I personally love how everyone on here likes to write phillosophy all day long, "give 110%, make them love you, the perfect balance, give it another shot, stop being a wussie"; These are just some of my many favorite bull**** posts that I see 100x a week from people.

I mean really, does it make you feel important to sit on the computer and act like you are a dj; a true dj's forum life would make up about .05% of his time the other 99.5% should be used actually having a blast.

I guess things will never change, we will always have good story writers here *wink* *wink* and I admit the stories are somewhat entertaining and funny!
Irony = pots calling kettles black. Perhaps you may want to consider actually taking a philosophy class in order to understand what exactly the study is... versus what the study is not. Now if you will excuse me... I am off to have a blast.
 

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ok, first of all, the ministered is totally a real dj. times like forever million.

like, i go to school and i get head like only about 6 times a day in the janitor's closet. i'm currently having sex with my english teacher. he's gonna give me an A for it. and then i'm such a dj that i come here and treat everybody like ****. true dj baby.

i feel you ministered! i think we're exactly alike, you and i.
 

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I'm sorry if I came off as aragant and porky I love the sarcasm ;) I just think that we shouldn't start new threads on things that have been covered a thousand times or post bull****.

If you guys want to help people, reply to their threads with helpful tips.

If you want to cover some new found idea you have had, make sure it isn't covered already. If it is covered, then don't start a new thread or perhaps bump the thread that you found.

If you guys, such as LikRetSam, want to fabricate good well written stories-- then lean over to your friend and tell him to smack you. Posting false stories is pretty hopeless... it just shows that you have no life. Oh, and LikRetSam I'm sorry, I don't know a 25yr old in the world that would screw around with a 15yr old male without being payed atleast $15.00!

In conclusion, bull****, pure bull**** >:p
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by TheMinistered
a true dj's forum life would make up about .05% of his time the other 99.5% should be used actually having a blast.
99.5+0.05=99.55 what do you do the other 0.45% i can tell its not maths classs:p

P.S no offence or anything, just thought i would point it out for comedy reasons!
 

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I used to be just like many people posting advice here... I read the bible and hung around the forum so much that I knew every DJ Ideal, but I hadn't actually learned a thing from experience. Still, I knew what I was SUPPOSED to do, so I would give advice to people. I admit it does feel good to be telling people what they should do.. it makes you feel superior and smarter, and many insecure people use this forum for that reason. Hey, as long as they are correct it is ok with me, but it does get old when things are repeated or just paraphrased from a few different bible posts.

What I wish forum users would do is question the DJ "bible" more and not take every word for god-given truth until they have tried the techniques for themselves and found them to be personally successful. I have found that not everything in the bible has applied to me or the way I wish to live my life, so I have set my own unwritten guidelines set up- using the DJ bible as their frame.
 

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Oh yeah bit that doesn't mean everybody on here is wrong or that they aren't true DJs if they post a lot.. many are really just smart, experienced, and they want to help their fellow man, but some are out for attention for their quality advice.
 

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Holy crap, i swear i've read this before. Ohhh right, 20 thousand times.

Son sit down, You don't know what your talking about. In over 2 years i've made 721 posts, thats less than a post per day. So please explain how i am sitting here all day? I'd love to know.

People like you have come before, preached the same thing you did, then disappeared into the shadows.

Being a don juan is more than how many girls you can get. If we find enjoyment giving advice to the up and commers, then so be it. Who are you to criticize? I do plenty of other things than sit here philosophizing, but there isn't that much to do in one day.

Again, welcome to the world of tomorrow.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Re: Re: Yes, this is complete bull****

Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
what do you do the other 0.45%
Naughty things...
 
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