"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Yes dear, your right, im sorry

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WTF!!?!?!?! IS THIS SH!T !?!?!

seriously women over the last 20 years women have been trying to take the upper hand in relationships. And I dont understand it because everyone that does seems to become a nasty witch of a woman.

do you really want to let a woman choose you and live to make sure she is happy? F that I want the best woman I can find. I dont even know why a man would put up with this

its shows like home improvement, although I loved that show, where the man is portrayed as the bumbling idiot and the wife is the sane master of the house.

Or is this a commonly misconcepted form of male cunning?

tim allen installs a massive speaker system and blows out all the windows in the house.

"sorry honey, bad idea" translation im installing massive speakers I dont care if i blow out all the windows, sorry honey.

another case of just telling a women what she wants to here so we can get away doing whatever stupid sh!t we want?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I like to think that that line is more of a joke than anything now... My dad uses it sometimes as a joke to tease my mom.

You'd like to think that it never gets to that point.. Where you're passing off stock phrases and barely listening to eachother.
 
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