"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yes dear, your right, im sorry

Chromeo

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WTF!!?!?!?! IS THIS SH!T !?!?!

seriously women over the last 20 years women have been trying to take the upper hand in relationships. And I dont understand it because everyone that does seems to become a nasty witch of a woman.

do you really want to let a woman choose you and live to make sure she is happy? F that I want the best woman I can find. I dont even know why a man would put up with this

its shows like home improvement, although I loved that show, where the man is portrayed as the bumbling idiot and the wife is the sane master of the house.

Or is this a commonly misconcepted form of male cunning?

tim allen installs a massive speaker system and blows out all the windows in the house.

"sorry honey, bad idea" translation im installing massive speakers I dont care if i blow out all the windows, sorry honey.

another case of just telling a women what she wants to here so we can get away doing whatever stupid sh!t we want?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I like to think that that line is more of a joke than anything now... My dad uses it sometimes as a joke to tease my mom.

You'd like to think that it never gets to that point.. Where you're passing off stock phrases and barely listening to eachother.
 
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