YES! but NO!

[theNEWDJ]

ok i think i got a date to our highschool junior prom with a complely super hott chick that is awesome and funny and everything i want, somehow i wasn't like over excited to the point of having a heart attack anyway, i asked her she said she would go with me but im not sure if its official some how but i think it is ok im just rambling now but I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE WELL LIKE REALLY WELL, i cant dance at all, so far at dances i just kind of moved around stepped a little bit and made it through by making routine stops at the punch line, ofcourse im a pro at the slow dance that shi* is easy but this chick is like awesome and i know she likes to dance sooo HELLLPPPPP? are there any websites or anything?

or dance tips?

 

[theNEWDJ]

OHHH AND THANKS SOO MUCH ITS LIKE 1 OCLOCK IM JUST SOO HYPER ANY HELP WOULD BE GREAT

 

[Kerensky]

Go take lessons. Oh yeah, and use some common sense too.

 

[Kerensky]

by the way, I looked on google and man....there are absolutely no dance websites. It sucks man... oh well. Better luck next time.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

I would suggest when you get there instead of starting to dance right away, you observe what everyone else is doing for a few minutes, and just copy them. Most dancing these days is just moving your arms and crap like that.

 

[AC/DC]

Just freak her.

On this site I made at LEAST 4 different threads concerning dancing, cuz I suck at dancing and I look hella bad cuz I'm tall n lanky

But I practiced with this one girl beforehand, so I wowed my prom date.

You basically get behind your date, put your crotch in her ass, and move with her. Her butt goes to the left, you go with it. Keep her hands on your hips so you will know which way she is moving.

If she bends her knees slowly, go with her. If she bends them quick and pushes her ass up into your crotch (very common), lean back and enjoy it! (it feels great on your crotch!)

That's basically it. In slow-dancing, take slow steps clockwise; both your hands are on her hips/waist. Be sure to look into her eyes at least once for at least 4 seconds, smile, and release.

Write back!

 

[BlaKTooth]

I'm not so sure that they'll allow grinding your date at prom

But yea, don't worry about it. The less you worry about dancing on the dance floor, the better you look.

 

[PiHiPlaya]

It's easy to learn to dance... just watch napoleon dynamite and memorize all his moves.

 

[theNEWDJ]

Thank you all so much, i just want my night with her to be great, do you really think i could do some of napoleans moves? also are school is real big and at the dances everyone is grinding all up on eachother so thats deffinately alloud.

ok i better get dancing

thanks again

 

[PiHiPlaya]

buddy, if grinding is allowed, just grind. It's so simple anyone can do it.

You go up to a girl and basically hump her to the bass line just either grab her hands or put your hands on her hips. It's not hard... Just grab a pillow, put on some crappy hip hop they always play at the dances. Hold it to your crotch area and practice thrusting your hips to the beat.

Simple as that

 

[theNEWDJ]

that sounds simple i just hump her butt?
hahahaa
maybe im making it harder then it really is

 

[Bling]

Originally posted by theNEWDJ
that sounds simple i just hump her butt?
hahahaa
maybe im making it harder then it really is

Depends where you live. Pray to God there's no Merengay or Salsa or Hip Hop. Then you're screwed.

 

[AC/DC]

Fat uncoordinated lifeless slobs of human waste can dance.

Why can't you?

Listen to PiHiPLaya, do the pillow thing. Move left to right with the beat.

You'll be fine dude. Practice with the pillow. The pillow moves left, move your crotch with it. Pillow moves right, your crotch is right behind it.

In my area, freaking aka grinding is the ONLY real kind of dancing.

If you want some regular, non-freaking related dancing steps, I will make a video for you shortly.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by AC/DC
Fat uncoordinated lifeless slobs of human waste can dance.

So why can you dance?

 

[theNEWDJ]

thanks again guys i am glad people are trying to help

a video AC/DC?

also i just found out today that she is better at dancing then i thought, we were talking and she brought up that she has dance tonight and she also told me that she has been dancing for awhile.
she doesn't know i cant dance but im not about to stick my dong between my legs and give up just yet... ill keep practicing with a pillow haha

thanks again