"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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****y remark for locked room

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I ran into an ex-, a teaching assistant, last week. I arrived for a class early to finish an assignment and as she walked in she was surprised to see me there. We only exchanged pleasantries.

She just wrote now to say it was because she'd thought the room was locked and couldn't figure out how I'd gotten in.

Instead of me saying, "the door was open"....any suggestions for a ****y answer?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ER!C L!VE

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FYI, you could tell her anything and she will laugh (if she likes you).

Don't think too much about this stuff, bro.
 

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"i got in w/ a special card that only members have"
"you could be a part of this club, but i'd have to check w/ management- me!"
"might even try to get ya a good deal"


that works, and it's funny. might switch things up a lil, make it work
 

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"Slept with the janitor."

laughter

"No, she's REALLY HOT. Have you seen her? Smells a little like Mop-n-Glo, but nice ass."

:D
 
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