"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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****y & Funny Answering Machine Message

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I remember when I first got into C&F routines and the whole bit, and reading up on them, I remember reading David DeAngelo's, "perfect answering machine message." At the time I thought he meant something ****y and funny you could leave on your voicemail box, so women that would call would hear and get some automatic C&F waiting for them, at least till I myself could stuff them full of it.

Turns out, he was really meaning it was a message to leave on someone else's machine, in the instance they don't answer. While his advice helped with this situation, it got me to thinking...

Is there a ****y and funny answering machine message that I could leave on my voicemail box that would sound.....interesting and do the trick? Ideas anyone?:rock:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ_in_making

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damn, what about just "Please leave a message and I'll get back to you"?
you don't have to be in DeAngelo mode 24/7
 

DJ_in_making

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what if its a business call or something?

Try one that you make them look needy for calling you and actually waiting till the machine picked up.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nighthawk

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I used to have a prank message that sounded as if it was me answering the phone, 'Hi, who's that? Oh Hi, how are you doing? etc. Ha got ya, leave a message.'

Ok, I stole the idea off Sam Malone.
 

milrenkb

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One things for sure, in the pickup world, C and F is probably the most misunderstood technique.
 
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