"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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****y and funny response needed????

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spiker

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Hi Guys
I met this real hot girl last week and she gave me her number. I txt'd her a day or so later and she has only replied now almost a week later. Ok obviously this shows a low interest but its still prob a good idea to send a funny reply.

she replied to be saying 'Hey John, soz it took me so long to reply.. bin so busy!, ya out much? I've been dying so tkaing it easy these days, dont be getting too drunk! :p'

any funny ideas what to write back?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Logen

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"oh coeme babyb i;m drunk right nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws"
 
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Sapiens

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Hey,<name>, Wow, you still alive? Oh, darn so that big bash I threw in your honor was a waste, lol. I sent a search party, but they only found your scarf, but now I am glad you are alive and well, thanks for remembering. So wha’z up with ya?
 
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Mr Spitfire

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Spiker, you dont have to be c&f constantly.

Take your opportunities to be c&f but don't force it or they will think you are trying too hard, which you are. your personality should flow.

You know to be c&f there are also other things to be. James Bond isn't c&f but he gets the girl anyway.
 
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