****y and funny response needed????

[spiker]

Hi Guys
I met this real hot girl last week and she gave me her number. I txt'd her a day or so later and she has only replied now almost a week later. Ok obviously this shows a low interest but its still prob a good idea to send a funny reply.

she replied to be saying 'Hey John, soz it took me so long to reply.. bin so busy!, ya out much? I've been dying so tkaing it easy these days, dont be getting too drunk! '

any funny ideas what to write back?

 

[Logen]

"oh coeme babyb i;m drunk right nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws"

 

[Sapiens]

Hey,<name>, Wow, you still alive? Oh, darn so that big bash I threw in your honor was a waste, lol. I sent a search party, but they only found your scarf, but now I am glad you are alive and well, thanks for remembering. So wha’z up with ya?

 

[Mr Spitfire]

Spiker, you dont have to be c&f constantly.

Take your opportunities to be c&f but don't force it or they will think you are trying too hard, which you are. your personality should flow.

You know to be c&f there are also other things to be. James Bond isn't c&f but he gets the girl anyway.