"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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****y and funny reply???

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hey guys
I met this georgous chick at a night club last week
didn't pull her but we chatted for a while and I got her number

To be honest, chances of getting this chick are slim but its worth the effort. If ya dont shoot ya dont score!!!

well we've bene txt'in a bit and tonight I txt'd her saying

'you'll have to come round here some nite, to see the mansion'

I am at university and am living in a student house so she knows rightly I'm only messing but she replied...

'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '

how should I reply to this?
any funny responses?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I like that initial line, "to see the mansion" :D

Can't think of a response though off the top of my head, it seems like one of those things where there are fifty million viable answers but you can't think of any. :eek:
 

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response:

You're expecting big things? Silly girl, i was joking about the mansion. But dont worry, i can still show you something big
 

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Originally posted by isotope
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You're expecting big things? Silly girl, i was joking about the mansion. But dont worry, i can still show you something big
Funny. Innuendo. GM Style.

If youve been playing a sort of GM style on her...by all means use this.....if shes more of the nice catholic type girl.....I wouldnt.

What you could also do is playfully change the subject....she will ponder what she has done wrong, and want to "fix" it per se....you will DLV
 

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"Don't worry, there's nothing small about me ;) "
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So pimp its scary

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What's hilarious is that your gonna send this c&f reply many HOURS after geting the original message... after you probly answered the first few texts within minutes.

It's cool that your out there, but if this girl is as gorgeous as you say she is, she's gonna call you out. Unless you pulled some mad game on her when you met.
 

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'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '


- "I WILL SHOW U BIG THINGS *wink*"
 

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Originally posted by spiker


'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '

how should I reply to this?
any funny responses?
shes definatly up for it bro, the super hot chicks dont get very much, shes practically saying i hope your gonna ride my cute backside when i get round there...

just say;
"you will get what your given, cheeky"!!!!!!!

or

"well you can expect what you want... getting it...
thats another matter missy!!!
 

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Big things.. ****y..

She can be the maid. But, she has to keep you happy.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I think she used the word big in a knowingly sexual way, so it kinda labours the joke if you underline it too much.

It's probably a moo point now (moo - like a cow's opinon. Just doesn't matter. It's moo) but I'd have answered something like "Don't worry, It's scale and grandeur will exceed your expectations." Keep the double-entendre going and fancy words make chicks wet.
 
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"Wait...Youre expecting me to bear your children?! Baby....Im only THIRTEEN!!!"

"Expecting big things now? Well, as long as you bring the viagra that shouldnt be a problem....I....think..."

"...and Ill be expecting you to pay for dinner, whammy."

"....you think the mansion's exciting, check out my downstairs."
 

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i like your wee style wee. Straight to the point and lets them know they need to suck your dyck and to stop being such a dyke. That right there is important.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"My mansion is actually undergoing renovations, I suppose I could let you visit me in my private yacht. Should I dispatch the limo or will you make your own arrangements?"
 

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Although I particularly like the reply 'I'll show you something big' it may scare her, be sure she likes you first.
 

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Originally posted by spiker
'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '
Just let me know when your cumming so i can kick my 2000 free loading friends out.
 

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Originally posted by spiker


'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '

how should I reply to this?
any funny responses?
"your going to love my big, strong, aggressive...gerbal, oh its so cute"
 

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Not that you can do this now seeing as you should of text her back by now

but no where in your text did you say you live in a mansion, so i would of simply said

"i never said i lived in a mansion......"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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