****y and funny reply???

[spiker]

hey guys
I met this georgous chick at a night club last week
didn't pull her but we chatted for a while and I got her number

To be honest, chances of getting this chick are slim but its worth the effort. If ya dont shoot ya dont score!!!

well we've bene txt'in a bit and tonight I txt'd her saying

'you'll have to come round here some nite, to see the mansion'

I am at university and am living in a student house so she knows rightly I'm only messing but she replied...

'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '

how should I reply to this?
any funny responses?

 

[Stay Fly]

I like that initial line, "to see the mansion"

Can't think of a response though off the top of my head, it seems like one of those things where there are fifty million viable answers but you can't think of any.

 

[isotope]

response:

You're expecting big things? Silly girl, i was joking about the mansion. But dont worry, i can still show you something big

 

[Smooth Player 056]

Originally posted by isotope
response:

You're expecting big things? Silly girl, i was joking about the mansion. But dont worry, i can still show you something big

Funny. Innuendo. GM Style.

If youve been playing a sort of GM style on her...by all means use this.....if shes more of the nice catholic type girl.....I wouldnt.

What you could also do is playfully change the subject....she will ponder what she has done wrong, and want to "fix" it per se....you will DLV

 

[Gonzalo]

"Don't worry, there's nothing small about me "

 

[Neoscarecrue]

say "it's a mansion to me".who cares as long as shes over there anyway.

 

[So pimp its scary]

What's hilarious is that your gonna send this c&f reply many HOURS after geting the original message... after you probly answered the first few texts within minutes.

It's cool that your out there, but if this girl is as gorgeous as you say she is, she's gonna call you out. Unless you pulled some mad game on her when you met.

 

[JlN]

'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '


- "I WILL SHOW U BIG THINGS *wink*"

 

[catch]

Originally posted by spiker


'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '

how should I reply to this?
any funny responses?

shes definatly up for it bro, the super hot chicks dont get very much, shes practically saying i hope your gonna ride my cute backside when i get round there...

just say;
"you will get what your given, cheeky"!!!!!!!

or

"well you can expect what you want... getting it...
thats another matter missy!!!

 

[Thomas94305]

Big things.. ****y..

She can be the maid. But, she has to keep you happy.

 

[DJHoolahoop]

just don't disappoint me and i won't disappoint you.

 

[Nighthawk]

I think she used the word big in a knowingly sexual way, so it kinda labours the joke if you underline it too much.

It's probably a moo point now (moo - like a cow's opinon. Just doesn't matter. It's moo) but I'd have answered something like "Don't worry, It's scale and grandeur will exceed your expectations." Keep the double-entendre going and fancy words make chicks wet.

 

[Stealth Rebelfighter]

"Wait...Youre expecting me to bear your children?! Baby....Im only THIRTEEN!!!"

"Expecting big things now? Well, as long as you bring the viagra that shouldnt be a problem....I....think..."

"...and Ill be expecting you to pay for dinner, whammy."

"....you think the mansion's exciting, check out my downstairs."

 

[Wee]

"quit being such a dyke and suck my ****"

this line has worked wonders.

 

[DJHoolahoop]

i like your wee style wee. Straight to the point and lets them know they need to suck your dyck and to stop being such a dyke. That right there is important.

 

[AcknowledgeDaRep]

"My mansion is actually undergoing renovations, I suppose I could let you visit me in my private yacht. Should I dispatch the limo or will you make your own arrangements?"

 

[Leah]

Although I particularly like the reply 'I'll show you something big' it may scare her, be sure she likes you first.

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by spiker
'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '

Just let me know when your cumming so i can kick my 2000 free loading friends out.

 

[catch]

Originally posted by spiker


'u live in a mansion?, sounds very exciting, hope your not exgarating, i'll be expecting big things now. x '

how should I reply to this?
any funny responses?

"your going to love my big, strong, aggressive...gerbal, oh its so cute"

 

[Jizz]

Not that you can do this now seeing as you should of text her back by now

but no where in your text did you say you live in a mansion, so i would of simply said

"i never said i lived in a mansion......"