guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
I can attest to that Talking Elmo bit. Girls loved that thing more than sex! 
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
JC, you would look really cool with your giant slipper/shoes and a talking elmo.Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Dude wtf is wrong with talking elmo? Do you know how many HB's I can pickup walking around with one of those? Girls love that shyt!!
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JC Jerkson
OMG THERE'S MORE THEN ONE TOP SELLING GIFT PER YEAR?! GTFOOriginally posted by Sonic
You are right, I dont have any idea. Ill just use the example of
"Xbox360 being one of the top toys this Xmas" (coming from you) to justify the 360s purchase.
Where is my Talking Elmo?
Where is my Britney Spears CD?
High/Top Sales=Damn it must be quality![]()
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
They're not necessarily the best. Some people act as though 2D inherently lends itself to better gameplay than 3D, and that's simply not true. 3D is harder to pull off, though, and a lot of developers rely on the fact that it's 3D and the 3D graphics to try to make the game stand out. On the other hand there isn't exactly a lot of innovation left in the 2D realm. Another Ghouls 'n Ghosts game? Who cares. Is it going to offer anything I couldn't play fifteen years ago?Originally posted by Emperiorjack
2-d games are still the best. When I was watching future releases for games I saw them going over a new Ghouls and Ghost I was like **** yeah finally a 2-d game for a change then I found out it was for the gameboy:crackup: what a disappointment
Yeah, but can you play Mario Kart on it?Originally posted by Vincent
OMG THERE'S MORE THEN ONE TOP SELLING GIFT PER YEAR?! GTFO
If you weren't so one sighted you'd realize that top selling gift of the "tickle me elmo" was not tickle me elmo, but was in fact the Playstation 2.
I never said the high sale means top quality.
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Does
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I can play mario kart on my current xboxOriginally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Yeah, but can you play Mario Kart on it?
IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
x2.6Originally posted by Don Pablo
What chip do you have?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.