guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
I can attest to that Talking Elmo bit. Girls loved that thing more than sex! 
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
JC, you would look really cool with your giant slipper/shoes and a talking elmo.Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Dude wtf is wrong with talking elmo? Do you know how many HB's I can pickup walking around with one of those? Girls love that shyt!!
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JC Jerkson
OMG THERE'S MORE THEN ONE TOP SELLING GIFT PER YEAR?! GTFOOriginally posted by Sonic
You are right, I dont have any idea. Ill just use the example of
"Xbox360 being one of the top toys this Xmas" (coming from you) to justify the 360s purchase.
Where is my Talking Elmo?
Where is my Britney Spears CD?
High/Top Sales=Damn it must be quality![]()
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
They're not necessarily the best. Some people act as though 2D inherently lends itself to better gameplay than 3D, and that's simply not true. 3D is harder to pull off, though, and a lot of developers rely on the fact that it's 3D and the 3D graphics to try to make the game stand out. On the other hand there isn't exactly a lot of innovation left in the 2D realm. Another Ghouls 'n Ghosts game? Who cares. Is it going to offer anything I couldn't play fifteen years ago?Originally posted by Emperiorjack
2-d games are still the best. When I was watching future releases for games I saw them going over a new Ghouls and Ghost I was like **** yeah finally a 2-d game for a change then I found out it was for the gameboy:crackup: what a disappointment
Yeah, but can you play Mario Kart on it?Originally posted by Vincent
OMG THERE'S MORE THEN ONE TOP SELLING GIFT PER YEAR?! GTFO
If you weren't so one sighted you'd realize that top selling gift of the "tickle me elmo" was not tickle me elmo, but was in fact the Playstation 2.
I never said the high sale means top quality.
System Specifications (OFFICIAL):
CPU Xenon
- IBM PowerPC-Based
- Three Symmetrical 3.2GHz Cores
- Two hardware threads per core; six total.
- 1MB of L2 cache
- Water-Cooled
GPU Xenos
- A generation beyond the current X850 ATI Graphics Processors
- 500Mhz / 10 MB of DRAM embedded on the GPU
- 48-way parallel floating-point shader pipelines
- Unified Shader Architecture
- 16 Filtered & 16 Unfiltered Texture samples per clock.
- 33.6 billion dot operations per second when combined with Xenon CPU.
- All games will run at a minimum of 1280x720p with 4x FSAA.
- All Games will still support 480i/480p for those displays that can not display 720p/1080i.
- All games will be designed for widescreen play. Gamers with 4:3 sets will see games displayed in widescreen by default, but have the option to switch to fullscreen. Developers have been encouraged to make games playable in fullscreen.
RAM
- 512 MB 700MHz GDDR-3 RAM
- 22.4 GB/s memory interface bus bandwidth
- 256 GB/s memory bandwidth to EDRAM
- 21.6 GB/s frontside bus
Audio
- Dolby Digital 5.1, Dolby Pro Logic 3, DTS Decoding
- 48khz 16-bit audio
- 320 independent decompression channels
- 32 bit processing
- 256+ audio channels
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I can play mario kart on my current xboxOriginally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Yeah, but can you play Mario Kart on it?
IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
x2.6Originally posted by Don Pablo
What chip do you have?
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.