"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Wud u ever have anal sex?

Would u have anal sex?

  • Yeah

    Votes: 18 43.9%
  • No

    Votes: 11 26.8%
  • Done it + liked it

    Votes: 9 22.0%
  • Done it + dint like it

    Votes: 3 7.3%

  • Total voters
    41

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

afc_2_dj

Don Juan
Joined
May 15, 2006
Messages
107
Reaction score
0
Location
South Africa
LOL! You should have maybe specificed who's giving and whos receiving!!
I ain't gonna be the receiver, thats just gay man!! :>
 

musclyjerk

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Nov 29, 2006
Messages
348
Reaction score
4
Hell yes, straight sex is booooring! Give me @ss anyday.

I didn't even have to suggest it with the last chick, she was on her period and she just asked if I wanted to **** her up the @ss. Luckily I had my tool bag with my lube and condoms with me.

The Muscly Jerk
 

Charisma

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 21, 2003
Messages
593
Reaction score
0
My God man, it is absolutely awesome (to give, obviously). Unfortunately with my current gf the last time hurt her pretty bad, so aint getting none of that anymore lately aaaah. Anyone know any in the house products to lube up with? I want to avoid this in the future hehe.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Teflon_Mcgee

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 3, 2006
Messages
918
Reaction score
27
IF the girl likes it? YES!!!

My girl loves it and we do it on oour kinky sex nights.
I used to be disgusted by it until I did it while drunk one night.

And my girl would never even let my play back their till one night I just slipped in and she had an amazing orgasm. I love it!!!

Be warned, some girls just don't like it no matter what.
 

comic_relief

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 29, 2004
Messages
3,282
Reaction score
49
Location
Baltimore, MD
DR. BEARD IS BACK!!! :rockon:

comic_relief
 

LA_Chico

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Nov 13, 2006
Messages
365
Reaction score
1
Location
Los Angeles baby!
DrBeard said:
Yo dudez, wud u ever have anal sex with another man or hav any of u already done it? Was it good?
Only if its with a pigeon bro!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
you will straighten em, cowboy, yee haaaw!
 

Skel

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 5, 2003
Messages
1,721
Reaction score
10
I never thought I would stick my **** inside a **** hole until i met this black chick who talked me into it. I cant say that I liked it more than regular sex but it was a change.
 

DrBeard

Banned
Joined
Apr 7, 2004
Messages
230
Reaction score
10
Age
45
Location
Blackpool!
Yo dudez, wud u ever have anal sex with another man or hav any of u already done it? Was it good?


musclyjerk said:
Hell yes, straight sex is booooring! Give me @ss anyday.

Charisma said:
My God man, it is absolutely awesome (to give, obviously).

Teflon_Mcgee said:
I used to be disgusted by it until I did it while drunk one night.

Skel said:
I cant say that I liked it more than regular sex but it was a change.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

ValleyDJing

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 15, 2006
Messages
1,527
Reaction score
14
Location
California
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I know a few people who are gonna be reading the whole post before replying.

:rockon: Badass!

Muscles got double pwnt!
 

CLOONEY

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 11, 2002
Messages
3,015
Reaction score
5
I know some guys who have done it, and didnt like it.

I have never been interested in doing it. A warm, wet, moist puzzy is far more enticing to me!
 

wolf116

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 29, 2006
Messages
1,661
Reaction score
16
I was trying for ages to put it in, but it just would not go. used lots of lube and had her deep breath and relax. I have an average sized penis (7 inch on a good day) so maybe her ass is too tight. Now if I try I go soft because poo doesn't turn me on.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

Top