"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wud u ever have anal sex?

Would u have anal sex?

  • Yeah

    Votes: 18 43.9%
  • No

    Votes: 11 26.8%
  • Done it + liked it

    Votes: 9 22.0%
  • Done it + dint like it

    Votes: 3 7.3%

  • Total voters
    41

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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afc_2_dj

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LOL! You should have maybe specificed who's giving and whos receiving!!
I ain't gonna be the receiver, thats just gay man!! :>
 

musclyjerk

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Hell yes, straight sex is booooring! Give me @ss anyday.

I didn't even have to suggest it with the last chick, she was on her period and she just asked if I wanted to **** her up the @ss. Luckily I had my tool bag with my lube and condoms with me.

The Muscly Jerk
 

Charisma

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My God man, it is absolutely awesome (to give, obviously). Unfortunately with my current gf the last time hurt her pretty bad, so aint getting none of that anymore lately aaaah. Anyone know any in the house products to lube up with? I want to avoid this in the future hehe.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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IF the girl likes it? YES!!!

My girl loves it and we do it on oour kinky sex nights.
I used to be disgusted by it until I did it while drunk one night.

And my girl would never even let my play back their till one night I just slipped in and she had an amazing orgasm. I love it!!!

Be warned, some girls just don't like it no matter what.
 

comic_relief

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DR. BEARD IS BACK!!! :rockon:

comic_relief
 

LA_Chico

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DrBeard said:
Yo dudez, wud u ever have anal sex with another man or hav any of u already done it? Was it good?
Only if its with a pigeon bro!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oxide

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you will straighten em, cowboy, yee haaaw!
 

Skel

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I never thought I would stick my **** inside a **** hole until i met this black chick who talked me into it. I cant say that I liked it more than regular sex but it was a change.
 

DrBeard

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Yo dudez, wud u ever have anal sex with another man or hav any of u already done it? Was it good?


musclyjerk said:
Hell yes, straight sex is booooring! Give me @ss anyday.

Charisma said:
My God man, it is absolutely awesome (to give, obviously).

Teflon_Mcgee said:
I used to be disgusted by it until I did it while drunk one night.

Skel said:
I cant say that I liked it more than regular sex but it was a change.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ValleyDJing

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I know a few people who are gonna be reading the whole post before replying.

:rockon: Badass!

Muscles got double pwnt!
 

CLOONEY

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I know some guys who have done it, and didnt like it.

I have never been interested in doing it. A warm, wet, moist puzzy is far more enticing to me!
 

wolf116

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I was trying for ages to put it in, but it just would not go. used lots of lube and had her deep breath and relax. I have an average sized penis (7 inch on a good day) so maybe her ass is too tight. Now if I try I go soft because poo doesn't turn me on.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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