"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I almost had sex. Yes which makes no sense but... Right when we were ready.. I couldnt get hard worth ****... I think i was nervous(im 16 years old)
Im scared :(
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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HandyAndy said:
Funnier than a lump in your ass?
I think not. Don't laugh at other people's shortcomings.

Fear not, my 16 year old chum, it happens to the best of us. Try and relax and have fun, it's no big deal.

However, :crackup: , because it is expected.
 

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MrS said:
Funnier than a lump in your ass?
I think not. Don't laugh at other people's shortcomings.

Fear not, my 16 year old chum, it happens to the best of us. Try and relax and have fun, it's no big deal.

However, :crackup: , because it is expected.
Yeah actually "almost having sex" is funnier than a lump on my ass, because that lump on my ass caused me unexplainable pain.

And not being able to get hard is most definitely funnier than a lump on my ass.
 

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Italia, don't worry about it mate, it was just anxiety. Just be chill, you'll get it up next time :up:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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No worries bud, it's really common for that to happen your first time. It's all in your head, try to relax next time and you'll do fine.
 

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HandyAndy said:
Yeah actually "almost having sex" is funnier than a lump on my ass, because that lump on my ass caused me unexplainable pain.

And not being able to get hard is most definitely funnier than a lump on my ass.
Well I happen to disagree.
Did you see anyone come to your "anal abscess" thread and laugh their ass off at your problem?
Don't be a ****, at least laugh and say something encouraging.
Don't just mock the dude and leave it at that.
 

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Not to worry, there is nothing wrong with you. Happens to the best and worst of us. You're only 16...I'm sure you have years and years of hardness ahead of you and you'll laugh at these moments in retrospect.

Now if that crap happens to me it's s time to worry.:cry:
 

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MrS said:
Well I happen to disagree.
Did you see anyone come to your "anal abscess" thread and laugh their ass off at your problem?
Don't be a ****, at least laugh and say something encouraging.
Don't just mock the dude and leave it at that.
It was just the way the made his problem sound.

Posting it in a quick sentence made it seem like he was nervous and freaking out, I wasnt necessarily laughing at the actual problem in the beginning
 

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MrS said:
Well I happen to disagree.
Did you see anyone come to your "anal abscess" thread and laugh their ass off at your problem?
Don't be a ****, at least laugh and say something encouraging.
Don't just mock the dude and leave it at that.

Don't you think you're blowing nothing into a large something, female?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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